Thursday, 23 September 2010

Kissing's good for your health. So pucker up, Baby,

Most of us love the tingle that great kiss gives us!

Kissing is just not a mode of attaining pleasure in life, but it can also provide a number of health benefits - from blood pressure problems to a stressful mind.  Kissing increases our heart rate and lowers the speed at which the fine aging lines can appear on your face.  Move over Botox Bitch, all you have to do is smooch - and its FREE!

Kissing helps in burn calories!!  Lets get skinny, Skanks! You can expect your face to burn fat by participating in the art of making love. The moral of the story is that kissing is just not a way to gratify your desires, but it can dish up your life with good health. So, keep up your kissing practice!  *mwah*

It is believed that saliva build up during kissing can help in cleaning the teeth and also, in restricting the formation of plaque on them. This saliva contains proteins, which are helpful in removing the bacteria growth as well as the acids accumulated inside teeth. Thus, if you don’t want to visit your Sadist-of-a-dentist often, it is good to practice kissing more than usually.

Sucking face can handle various health issues. Thus, you have another reason to practise smooching on regular basis.  Remember when we used to kiss the backs of our hands as young girls?  We'd graunch our wrists until our lips were frayed at the ends.  Oh, come on, don't say you didn't do it!  Geezo, we just had to be ready when the boys wanted to pucker up and lean in close for that first serious french kiss.

So....

Kiss in the car
Kiss in public
Kiss in the rain
Kiss under the mistletoe
Kiss goodnight
Blow Kisses
Kiss with your eyes closed
Kiss in the nude
Kiss in the shower
Kiss under the stairs
Kiss in the park


Kissing 101 is available for those who are 'rusty' or have not mastered the art of the Smooch.

“First kiss is like an old photograph; time can make a feeling fade, but the memory of first love never fades away.”

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

Megan's Football Prize Giving

Megan with her Football Trophy
Some of the Under 7's AFC Lion team mates, with their trophies and the coaches
Froggie that we found in our pool over the weekend.

Do Bears Shit in the Woods?

This dude fucking rocks my face off! 

Edward Michael Grylls, nicknamed "Bear" is the star of The Ultimate Survivor.

Bear *swoon*
Have you watched him on Discovery Channel being totally invincible?

Climbing through quick-sand, walking buck nekkid through sub-temperatures in the snow, eating snakes and spiders, sleeping in trees in make-shift hammocks, drinking urine and wrestling alligators, making honey outta dog shite and other such amazing feats.

Man, he's fucking HAWT!

He's the ultimate frikken Man versus Wild AND he's Irish.  Pity he doesn't still have the accent.  Hmmmm

Anyhoo, you can imagine the devastation I felt when I found this video of him on YouTube making him somewhat less of a Hero.





I still think he's Sex on Legs.

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Hot Cross Bunnies and Paris Hilton

Fluffy and Snowball made good target practise
As per Paris Hilton's Twitter feed, the heiress is now the new mommy to 20 "rescued" bunnies.

"The bunnies were meant to be feeders," Hilton explained in a reply Tweet to one of her followers. "I saw them at the pet store and they told me they were for snake food and I had to save them."

What about the snakes? Will no one think to save them?

Hilton posted a picture of her and eight members of her new litter. "They are all so happy, so nice to have changed their fate," she Tweeted.

But does that fate include becoming poster-rabbits for pet neglect? By the Easter Bunny's whiskers, we hope not. But Hilton's infamous for pet collecting. She's owned a kinkajou (which reportedly bit her) and once reportedly tried to buy a cheetah. And after an appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show in early 2008 when she said "I have 17 dogs, lots"  Hilton was cited by the L.A. Department of Animal Services, E! News reports, because it's illegal to have more than three dogs in the city unless you're a licensed breeder.

Perhaps the snakes should count themselves lucky they don't look adorable in a Prada bag.

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