Emmy Assholes

E-Online recently announced the winners for the 2011 Emmy Awards, which totally pissed on my battery - spoilers - seeing as its only airing in South Africa on telly tonight.

Och well, a summary of the GlamCam is better than watching the long draw-out ceremony that usually bores you to tears, because all I want to see is someone seeing their arse on the red carpet or someone's nipple happily popping out for international telly.  Oh Yeah, I'm one of those...

Here are some of the Horrors of the 2011 Emmy Awards:

What was Heidi Klum and Seal thinking?

Poor Ryan Seacrest getting mauled by Kathy Griffin

Julianna Margulies wears a bullet proof vest

Gweneth showing her Bollywood midriff

Megan Mullally sucking it in!

Is Alan Cumming or going in these loud pants?

Bazinga!!!

And now a massive Congratulations to my man, Jim Parsons, who won the Emmy award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series at the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles. This was Parsons' third nomination and second win for his work as the infamous, Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory.

Four more sleepies until we get Season Five Episode One! Can you tell I'm a HUGE fan?!

He does clean up nicely, doesn't he?

Show 'em Yer Camel Toe Cup

You got someone you wanna get to know?

Show 'em yer Camel Toe!

If you don't have yer own camel toe, you can buy one!  

I shite you not, Plonkers.  

Available in small, medium and "What the FUCK is THAT?" aka Mooseknuckle.

Britney Spears camel toe on display

Heidi Klum Gorgeously Preggie with # 4!

You know I'm all a fan of Heidi

Here she is : an expectant Heidi Klum heads to the park with her children - Leni, 5, Henry, 3, and Johan, 2. The Project Runway host and her husband Seal are expecting their fourth child - a daughter - this fall.

Lookin' good Heidi!!!

insanely gorgeous!

Not only is Heidi Klum a gorgeous and successful model and business woman, she's a mum of three and pregnant again, she is funny and goofy and smart and I love watching anything on telly with her in it and with such a cute accent too.

How can you have it all like this and still look gorgeous doing it all?? She seems to take everything in her stride...

Rumour has it Baby #4 is in fact a girl and she is due at the end of the year...