There are two things in life I like hard and one of them is eggs.

One of my Brilliant Plonkers, Left Coast Guy, has challenged me to take up the gauntlet of the 7 Links Blog Challenge and I couldn't be happier than a pig in shite because its a unique blog challenge.

The aim of this challenge is to dig up your old dusty posts and present them to your blogging audience, old and new.  Please read to the bottom as I have selected 7 readers to continue this happy wee pyramid. Don't make me come and find you...

1. My most beautiful post
I write juvenile poetry from time to time...Nightingale

2. My most popular post
My most popular post was taken down a while ago for being too risqué but since the Blog Clean Up of 2011, my most popular post is Show 'em Yer Camel Toe with 59 670 views to date.  I guess camel toes are popular on the interwebz. 

3. My most controversial post
Since the Blog Clean Up of 2011, many of the controversial posts have been moved to Draft. However, this one remains, as it was quite the trend at the time.

4. My most helpful post
I'm not famous for being helpful but reading my 100 Things will shed some light on how loopy I really am.

5. A post whose success surprised me
My EdenFantasys Giveway.  I didn't expect such a huge response, so there will be another one towards the end of the month.

6. A post I feel didn’t get the attention it deserved
0 comments is an awful thing to see, A Very Odd Night  got two comments and I was expecting more seeing I was so freaked the fuck out!

7. The post that I am most proud of

I wouldn't say I'm proud, but I read this every year when the dreaded winter rolls in.  Most of you Plonkers know I Hate Winter!

And now for the 7 fucking Brilliant Plonkers that I nominate to continue this challenge. I look forward to reading some of their OLD posts.

• Lisa over at Not So Simply Single is a sassy, smoking hot, straight talking lady who lives in the beautiful Maui.
•  Cyn over at Misadventures of a Chunky Goddess is a mum, a photographer and can crock pot like a MoFo.
• Copyboy over at NOT WORTH MENTIONING cause he's so damn funny and whacky
• Jhb Princess. The charming, naughty, adventurous Joburger.
• Karen Little doing community service over at  Just Up the Dose 
• Jim from The Glebe Blog who never fails to have a witty comment or ten.
• The funny and sweet Bieskes family over at The Accidental Somebody

Glow for Valentines

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

Love will never go out of fashion.


Here's some unique gifts for your lovely lady this Valentines Day.

Gift of Love from Bags of Love

Light up your ladies life with this Bling bra and thong. How could you NOT want undies that twinkle?  Visit Enlighted for a whole range of stuff that lights up.


Fuck Snow Globe available at Edgy Gifts - on sale nog al!

Bold Loft Pillow Cases.  How cute are they?  They have a whole range of adorable styles

The Cleavage Caddy available in DDifferent sizes

Danone Danacol The Heart Car for those dude that have far too much money to fork out

Danone Danacol Heart..
Watch the ad...



The Perfect Fragrance for the LADY in your life.



Happy Valentine's Shopping!!

Charlie's Angels and Perfect Prom Hairstyles

Remember the Original Charlie's Angels?

Jaysus, hasn't fashion come full circle as these styles are back in? 

Not only the catsuits but the perfectly flicked hair and all-important the camel toes?  Well, Plonkers the camel toes have ALWAYS been considered "in".  

I remember watching re-runs of Charlie's Angels on a Saturday at my gran's house and I loved the action!  

Plenty of good memories watching these three hot women run around in skin tight lycra showing off their camel toes and kickin' arse!  Those angels made every girl feel empowered.  And I loved their massive bell-bottom jeans and Farrah Fawcett's famously flicked hair...we all wanted to be like her. Hell, I still wanna be like her!

I loved watching  Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett-Majors, and Jaclyn Smith solving crime mysteries every week and wondering who the enigmatic "Charlie" was.  He was kinda like The Stig is nowadays...

Good Times...

Normal is just a cycle on a washing machine...

The Flatulence Deoderizer (I shit you not!)


The Fart Pad is a three-ply activated charcoal cloth pad, that is secured inside the underwear similar to a panty liner. It absorbs the intestinal gas odour right at the source before it gets into the air, and others can smell it.

The Hamster Shredder

This useless device doesn't actually shred your hamster (no, no that would just be plain cruel; see gerballing) but this is a paper shredder plonked directly on to of yer wee furry friend's cage to supposedly save you time and effort.  Or something?

The Johnny Toilet Bowl Light

Yes, ladies and gentleman, light up your ass while taking a dump!  Open the lid and the light goes on, lower it and it goes off.  Good for those bitches that have love the Battle of the Bathroom Sexes and have an issue with their partner leaving the toilet seat up. 

Available in green or red...

Liquid Ass

Barfume of paint-stripping quality. 
Prank your pals with this reeky winner!
Get revenge today on that arsehold at work. 
Liquid Ass in his general direction and he won't ask stupid questions again.

Toe Nail Clipper Extension

perfect for during pregnancy or just plain, lazy fat chicks

Show 'em Yer Camel Toe Cup

You got someone you wanna get to know?

Show 'em yer Camel Toe!

If you don't have yer own camel toe, you can buy one!  

I shite you not, Plonkers.  

Available in small, medium and "What the FUCK is THAT?" aka Mooseknuckle.

Britney Spears camel toe on display

Confessions of a Fake Koogal at the Hair Salon

I thought while Kaylin has her afternoon nap, I'll pop out and get a much needed haircut. I didn't really want to leave the house as I should be relaxing and getting better but the salon is so busy over the weekend, I thought I'd be much quicker getting it done today. Over and done with...you know what I mean?

So I walked in and got an appointment straight away. While my hairdresser was snipping away, a bottle blonde cougar bounced into the store clutching her designer handbag and matching Guess sunglasses. Her perfectly manicured finger-nails dripping with gold jewelery. Flashing her new mobile phone...all that was missing was a fucking ugly pint-sized puppy in her over-sized handbag.

A real koogal cougar.You can't buy class or taste...

She made it quite clear that she had an appointment with the "owner" and she was shamelessly flirting (very loudly may I add) with him. My hairdresser and I shared rolled-eyeball glances and smirks as she flirted with a man half her age, flicking her hair and batting her fake eyelash implants at him. She talked loudly about her recent trip to Thailand and how brilliant the shopping was there. She tried to be even more flashy by buying every single Redken hair product in the salon and declared at full volume that she "desperately" needed all of them, which cost her almost R2000!

While she was having her hair primped and puffed, she delved into a large shopping bag and brought out a whack of colourful scarves. As she was proudly dishing them out to all the salon stylists, she was telling them that they were hand-made and pure silk! She kept stroking them and saying how wonderful they are and that she couldn't get enough of them.

I took one look at these "designer" scarves and smiled to myself.  They most certainly were NOT silk - they were cashmere. I giggled inside at this fake skank koogal. I'm certainly not a dedicated follower of fashion, but any moron knows their is a HUMONGOUS difference between silk and cashmere...

I smirked behind my palm, silently dying to tell everyone that their prized scarves all the way from Thailand were not silk...but I bit my lip ....for a while.

As I was paying my hairdresser for another great haircut at the reception desk, I whispered to him "By the way, your designer silk scarf is actually cashmere NOT silk". We shared a smile and I left. I wish I could've remember to wink at him too but you always think of those cool gestures afterward, right?

I wish I could've had the satisfaction of  revealing to everyone that her scarves were impostors and that this koogal didn't know her cashmere from her silk! I mean honestly!!

Instead, I thought it even better to allow her continue to brag to everyone about her designer "silk" scarves as she handed them out left right and center. Stupid Skank!

I bet you $10 cazillion Zimbabwean Dollars, that she got seriously ripped off from the Thai Flea Market cons, who were probably also giggling at her behind their hands.

That'll teach her to flaunt her blatantly obvious "new money".

I had a REALLY good giggle at her expense...am I fucking cruel???

Yeah, I guess I am.