To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

Some interesting projects to try out at home with your left over junk

Toilet Roll Holders for loose cables

Drum kit made out of old barrels

Sofa made out of an old bath

Desk made out of old Books

Light bulbs made into candles

Perfect Lunch Box for a Bagel, Burger or Bun

CD boxes good for cable storage

Bulldog clips good for organising cables

Bottles Cups and Bowls turned into light fixtures

An old door turned into a coffee table

Broken Bar fridge turned into gaming storage

Old pin board turned into jewellery display

Lego key holders

Old frames turned into wall decorations

Some

Old tennis rackets make perfect  mirror frames

Wash and reuse squeezey bottles for pancake batter

shoe racks good for pantry organisation

Make yer own guitar picks out of your old credit cards

Spanners make great hooks

Old slides make a inspiring window cover

Pipe valves turned into a coat hanger

Old books make great vintage looking shelves

skewers in a container make interesting knife stands/holders

Old library card storage makes a trendy wine rack or cocktail bar

Old vintage suitcases make brilliant side tables

an old wooden chair turned into a towel rail

Bike cum Basin

PC casing turned Post Box

Normal is just a cycle on a washing machine...

The Flatulence Deoderizer (I shit you not!)


The Fart Pad is a three-ply activated charcoal cloth pad, that is secured inside the underwear similar to a panty liner. It absorbs the intestinal gas odour right at the source before it gets into the air, and others can smell it.

The Hamster Shredder

This useless device doesn't actually shred your hamster (no, no that would just be plain cruel; see gerballing) but this is a paper shredder plonked directly on to of yer wee furry friend's cage to supposedly save you time and effort.  Or something?

The Johnny Toilet Bowl Light

Yes, ladies and gentleman, light up your ass while taking a dump!  Open the lid and the light goes on, lower it and it goes off.  Good for those bitches that have love the Battle of the Bathroom Sexes and have an issue with their partner leaving the toilet seat up. 

Available in green or red...

Liquid Ass

Barfume of paint-stripping quality. 
Prank your pals with this reeky winner!
Get revenge today on that arsehold at work. 
Liquid Ass in his general direction and he won't ask stupid questions again.

Toe Nail Clipper Extension

perfect for during pregnancy or just plain, lazy fat chicks