Useful Inventions to make things a doddle

Turn your muffin pan upside down, bake cookie-dough over the top and voila – you have cookie bowls for fruit or ice-cream. Click here for recipe.

Stop cut apples browning in your child’s lunch box by securing with a rubber band

Overhaul your linen cupboard – store bed linen sets inside one of their own

pillowcases and there will be no more hunting through piles for a match.

Use egg cartons to separate and store your Christmas decorations

Gotcha! Find tiny lost items like earrings by putting a stocking over the vacuum hose

For those who can't stand the scrunching and bunching:  how to perfectly

fold a fitted sheet.

Gutter Garden. Create a window-box veggie patch using guttering

Valentines Egg. Win friends at breakfast with this heart-shaped egg tutorial. How sweet

Bake cupcakes directly in ice-cream cones – so much more fun and easier for kids

to eat.

Pump up the volume by placing your iPhone / iPod in a bowl – the concave shape

amplifies the music

Forever losing your bathroom essentials? Use magnetic strips to store bobby

pins (and tweezers and clippers) behind a vanity door

A muffin pan becomes a craft caddy. Magnets hold the plastic cups down to

make them tip-resistant

Microwave your own popcorn in a plain brown paper bag. Much healthier and

cheaper than the packet stuff

Add this item to your beach bag. Baby powder gets sand off your skin easily –

who knew?!

Brilliant space-saver: install a tension rod to hang your spray bottles. Fekking Genius!

A tip for holiday packing. Store shoes inside shower caps to stop dirty soles

rubbing on your clothes. And you can find them in just about every hotel

Hull strawberries easily using a straw.

Bread tags make the perfect-sized cord labels

Attach a Velcro strip to the wall to store soft toys

Rubbing a walnut over scratches in your furniture will disguise dings and scrapes

Remove crayon masterpieces from your TV or computer screen with WD40

(also works on walls).

This one is for Kelley!  Look up! Use wire to make a space to store gift wrap rolls against the ceiling,

rather than cluttering up the floor

Re-use a wet-wipes container to store plastic bags

Make an instant cupcake carrier by cutting crosses into a box lid

Normal is just a cycle on a washing machine...

The Flatulence Deoderizer (I shit you not!)


The Fart Pad is a three-ply activated charcoal cloth pad, that is secured inside the underwear similar to a panty liner. It absorbs the intestinal gas odour right at the source before it gets into the air, and others can smell it.

The Hamster Shredder

This useless device doesn't actually shred your hamster (no, no that would just be plain cruel; see gerballing) but this is a paper shredder plonked directly on to of yer wee furry friend's cage to supposedly save you time and effort.  Or something?

The Johnny Toilet Bowl Light

Yes, ladies and gentleman, light up your ass while taking a dump!  Open the lid and the light goes on, lower it and it goes off.  Good for those bitches that have love the Battle of the Bathroom Sexes and have an issue with their partner leaving the toilet seat up. 

Available in green or red...

Liquid Ass

Barfume of paint-stripping quality. 
Prank your pals with this reeky winner!
Get revenge today on that arsehold at work. 
Liquid Ass in his general direction and he won't ask stupid questions again.

Toe Nail Clipper Extension

perfect for during pregnancy or just plain, lazy fat chicks

I came across some more weird inventions

Yeah you all know I'm always scouring the Websphere for weird and wonderful inventions that make me frown and ultimately giggle.  Here's another few

Bikini Jeans from Sanna's in Japan



Japanese Lap Pillow



Boyfriend Arm Pillow



Boyfriend Arm Pillow for those lonely nights



DVD Sneakers

Towel Art

Now, piss off Plonkers and enjoy the weekend.

Freaky Friday - Episode 13 - Walmart

Hi Freakyazoid Fuckers.  This week's Theme is : Weirdos

weird·o n. pl. weird·oes Slang

1. A person regarded as being very strange or eccentric.

2. A deranged, potentially dangerous person.

We all have at least one weird family member that everyone sniggers about behind their back. You know the poor Fucker?  The freak that everyone dreads seeing at the annual family Christmas Picnic?  The cock-sucker who never fails to embarras you in public.

I personally have many dysfunctional family members and I think thats why my Mum brought us up to have a sense of humour about life and people...

Uncle George who doesn't own a toothbrush and insists on slobbery mouth to mouth greetings *shiver* or Cousin Sebastian who wears a bow tie with his PJs and loves his job as an Embalmer.  He'll go into great depth about the process to anyone who'll listen.  No one gives a rats arse, Seb!  

Then there is Great Aunt Edna who wears knitting needles in her hair, smells like fucking moth balls, constantly mumbles the word fuck all the time and farts like a fucking two-stroke.

I am drawn to these kind of Fuck Nuts even though most others avoid them.  I find them incredibly interesting - physically putrid and vile, yes, but - colourful nevertheless.  I especially like the weirdos that don't give a fucking rats arse what others think of them.  They are confident about themselves, the way they are and they don't see anything freaky about themselves.  In fact, they generally think that "The Average Joe" is the weirdo.

They don't like to be labeled and they certainly DON'T like being kept in a box. Weirdos fucking rock my tits off and are certainly no Shrinking Violets.

And this reminded me of the Walmart People.  These Plonkers not only fit this category but show no embarassment in their weirdo skin....I FUCKIN love 'em!!!

Here are a few WM Peeps:

The typical Walmart Mullet Man 

Looking ultra cool his shades, crop top and short jean-pant.  

A bad-ass heart tattoo on his bicep completes the 80's rock look.

The gut hanging over the jean-shorts just puts a cherry on the fucking cake.

The lead singer of Funkadelic shoppin' for the reunion party.

Everyone owns a pair of Yellow Go-Go Boots, right?

Pimp My Cereal:   "Slappin' Dem Skank-Ass Ho's works up quite an appetite..."

Who is the Weirdo in your Dysfunctional Family? Tell me about it...

Go to Weirdo Dot Com for a laugh.

Are you a Weirdo? Take the Quiz and find out!