Whacky Inventions

Happy Thursday my beautiful Plonkers

You know how much I love awesome and whacky inventions?  I  stumble across these things all the time on the interwebz and, because every knows this,  I get emails from all my friends and lovely blog readers Plonkers with pictures and links to awesome and useless inventions.  Thanx, Y'all.

Here are some of the latest installments to make you smile.

Light Saber Door Handles

Now these I would buy...

Yeah I could rock those muthafuckers

Not sure the pens would work after I'd stirred by MANY cups of tea with them.

Gadget Geeks would love these...

These are actually pretty useful

Get-With-The-Times "message" in a bottle

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

Some interesting projects to try out at home with your left over junk

Toilet Roll Holders for loose cables

Drum kit made out of old barrels

Sofa made out of an old bath

Desk made out of old Books

Light bulbs made into candles

Perfect Lunch Box for a Bagel, Burger or Bun

CD boxes good for cable storage

Bulldog clips good for organising cables

Bottles Cups and Bowls turned into light fixtures

An old door turned into a coffee table

Broken Bar fridge turned into gaming storage

Old pin board turned into jewellery display

Lego key holders

Old frames turned into wall decorations

Some

Old tennis rackets make perfect  mirror frames

Wash and reuse squeezey bottles for pancake batter

shoe racks good for pantry organisation

Make yer own guitar picks out of your old credit cards

Spanners make great hooks

Old slides make a inspiring window cover

Pipe valves turned into a coat hanger

Old books make great vintage looking shelves

skewers in a container make interesting knife stands/holders

Old library card storage makes a trendy wine rack or cocktail bar

Old vintage suitcases make brilliant side tables

an old wooden chair turned into a towel rail

Bike cum Basin

PC casing turned Post Box

Come get a good whiff of my Vanilla Scented Merkin

Most of you will know and understand  my love for useless inventions and freaky shit.  I rake the interwebz for shizzle like this that makes me giggle.  Have a squizz, Plonkers!  


Happy Wednesday...

#1  Kitty Wigs

Have you ever taken a good look at your feline friend and bemoaned the fact that it didn’t quite look like a mid-1980s Cher? Apparently, you’re not alone! Kitty Wigs produces a variety of cat-sized wigs, guaranteed to make your cat look even more resentful of your presence than it does already. I shite you not, Plonkers!  Maybe you can make your cat wear this electric blue masterpiece when you attend next year's gay parade or better still, attend one of those brilliant Broadway musicals.  Meow!

#2  The Merkin

Have you ever been about to stand naked in front of a large crowd of people and been horrified to discover that you didn’t have enough pubic hair? Perhaps you’re in need of a good Merkin. This handy-dandy pubic wig will disguise your embarrassingly bare genitals…when you’re naked…in public. Be sure to get the police take a full-body mug shot when you’re picked up for public indecency.  Pink to make the boys wink, right?

#3 Magic Briefcase

Are you tired of watching some enterprising thief get away with all of your belongings? Do you secretly wish your name was Chuck and had a gun loaded with ammo to defend yourself?  You can show them the non-violent way! Buy yourself one of these innovative Anti-Bandit Bags, engineered to fall to pieces should some criminal try to wrestle your briefcase from your grasp. Won’t that criminal be disappointed when he tries to take off with your possessions and instead finds them strewn about all over the ground.  Take that, Fucker!

#4 Get A Grip

 Have you ever said to yourself, “Jaysus, I’m too fucking stupid to properly hold a wine glass!”. Do you wonder how you might make it abundantly clear that you are a Plonker in front of your group of sophisticated wine club drinkers?  Look no further! The “Get a Grip” wine glass grip puts a bright red grip on your wine glass that says to the world, “I am a drunk blonde wino and you should call AA right now to find out when the next meeting is.”

# 5 Neuticles

Do you feel all fucking shitty about what you did to Fido? No, not the peanut butter thing, the other thing when you took him to the vet and got his nuts removed? What is your best friend going to lick for the rest of his life? The answer is Neuticles! These fake dog testicles allows your dog’s junk to return to its former glory. Now he’ll have something to do while you visit your therapist. 

 

Holy Crap on a Cracker!

You guys know I love this shit! I scour the interwebz for shite that makes me go "What the Fuck?" and so I have to share it all with you Plonkers.  

Enjoy!

Horny Remover?

For the Telemarketer Fuckers

This one actually looks useful

The Kush Breast Separator

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