There are two things in life I like hard and one of them is eggs.

One of my Brilliant Plonkers, Left Coast Guy, has challenged me to take up the gauntlet of the 7 Links Blog Challenge and I couldn't be happier than a pig in shite because its a unique blog challenge.

The aim of this challenge is to dig up your old dusty posts and present them to your blogging audience, old and new.  Please read to the bottom as I have selected 7 readers to continue this happy wee pyramid. Don't make me come and find you...

1. My most beautiful post
I write juvenile poetry from time to time...Nightingale

2. My most popular post
My most popular post was taken down a while ago for being too risqué but since the Blog Clean Up of 2011, my most popular post is Show 'em Yer Camel Toe with 59 670 views to date.  I guess camel toes are popular on the interwebz. 

3. My most controversial post
Since the Blog Clean Up of 2011, many of the controversial posts have been moved to Draft. However, this one remains, as it was quite the trend at the time.

4. My most helpful post
I'm not famous for being helpful but reading my 100 Things will shed some light on how loopy I really am.

5. A post whose success surprised me
My EdenFantasys Giveway.  I didn't expect such a huge response, so there will be another one towards the end of the month.

6. A post I feel didn’t get the attention it deserved
0 comments is an awful thing to see, A Very Odd Night  got two comments and I was expecting more seeing I was so freaked the fuck out!

7. The post that I am most proud of

I wouldn't say I'm proud, but I read this every year when the dreaded winter rolls in.  Most of you Plonkers know I Hate Winter!

And now for the 7 fucking Brilliant Plonkers that I nominate to continue this challenge. I look forward to reading some of their OLD posts.

• Lisa over at Not So Simply Single is a sassy, smoking hot, straight talking lady who lives in the beautiful Maui.
•  Cyn over at Misadventures of a Chunky Goddess is a mum, a photographer and can crock pot like a MoFo.
• Copyboy over at NOT WORTH MENTIONING cause he's so damn funny and whacky
• Jhb Princess. The charming, naughty, adventurous Joburger.
• Karen Little doing community service over at  Just Up the Dose 
• Jim from The Glebe Blog who never fails to have a witty comment or ten.
• The funny and sweet Bieskes family over at The Accidental Somebody

How to Dye Your Pubic Hair

The subject of dyeing pubic hair is one that has become much more common in recent years.

In some cases, women who begin to notice gray hairs showing up in their Love Rug are anxious to cover them up.  Who wants to go down on Granny Gray, right?

In others, dyeing and even cutting Muff hair has become something of a trend in certain circles, where surprising shapes and shades are cropping up almost every day.  

Even Vajazzling your mound has become popular.  A wee bit 'o Bling for the special occasion. 

Whatever the reason, there are some factors you should take into consideration before dyeing your Lady Garden.

Many doctors advise strongly against dyeing the hair in this region as hair dye can be extremely caustic and could cause severe reactions in the highly sensitive vjay-jay region.

Test for allergic reactions first

Many hair dyes contain harsh chemicals such as peroxide and ammonia and they should be used with extreme caution in the Bermuda Triangle. Before dyeing your Candy Box hair you should always do a patch test to determine whether you have an allergic reaction to the dye.

You’ll also want to cover the sensitive skin of the Velvet Mitten and Lady Labia with petroleum jelly to protect it from any accidental drips or spills while applying dye.

If you can, use a dye specifically for pubic hair

Some manufacturers are now producing dyes designed to be used specifically in sensitive areas. If you can, you should always try to use one of these products rather than an ordinary dye meant for the hair on your head.

There are some salons which offer waxing services and will be able to do the dying for you if you don’t trust your own skills.

Try doing a test run on a few strands first

If you are trying out a new colour or want to match the colour to the hair on your head, snipping a few strands of your Love Rug and doing a test run will help you to get a better idea of how much time will be necessary.

Getting just the right shade may require more than one application and this is much easier to determine on a sample then on the real deal.

If you do opt to do it yourself, you might want to consider using dye made for colouring the roots of your hair, as these kits come with a small brush which can make application much easier.

This can help you to avoid spilling or dripping as well as allow you to apply the dye more thoroughly and precisely, with fewer applications necessary.

Wait until you've got the right colour before cutting or styling

Go Green!

You’ll want to do any cutting or styling of the pubic hair after dyeing, rather than before. And if you don’t achieve the exact colour you were shooting for, you’ll need to wait at least a week before trying a second application.

This is particularly important, as you want to make sure that you don’t have any skin irritations or infections before applying more dye.

It may have seemed outrageous at one time, and it is still considered somewhat dangerous, but dyeing your Hairy Beast is quickly becoming more accepted. Don’t think you have to be stuck in a colour rut, even in your most delicate area.  Feel free to express your own unique style – just make sure that you do it safely.

Betty Beauty offers a range of dyes especially formulated for pubic hair. They come in a variety of colours – even a special blue 'Bridal Betty' version!