How to Dye Your Pubic Hair

The subject of dyeing pubic hair is one that has become much more common in recent years.

In some cases, women who begin to notice gray hairs showing up in their Love Rug are anxious to cover them up.  Who wants to go down on Granny Gray, right?

In others, dyeing and even cutting Muff hair has become something of a trend in certain circles, where surprising shapes and shades are cropping up almost every day.  

Even Vajazzling your mound has become popular.  A wee bit 'o Bling for the special occasion. 

Whatever the reason, there are some factors you should take into consideration before dyeing your Lady Garden.

Many doctors advise strongly against dyeing the hair in this region as hair dye can be extremely caustic and could cause severe reactions in the highly sensitive vjay-jay region.

Test for allergic reactions first

Many hair dyes contain harsh chemicals such as peroxide and ammonia and they should be used with extreme caution in the Bermuda Triangle. Before dyeing your Candy Box hair you should always do a patch test to determine whether you have an allergic reaction to the dye.

You’ll also want to cover the sensitive skin of the Velvet Mitten and Lady Labia with petroleum jelly to protect it from any accidental drips or spills while applying dye.

If you can, use a dye specifically for pubic hair

Some manufacturers are now producing dyes designed to be used specifically in sensitive areas. If you can, you should always try to use one of these products rather than an ordinary dye meant for the hair on your head.

There are some salons which offer waxing services and will be able to do the dying for you if you don’t trust your own skills.

Try doing a test run on a few strands first

If you are trying out a new colour or want to match the colour to the hair on your head, snipping a few strands of your Love Rug and doing a test run will help you to get a better idea of how much time will be necessary.

Getting just the right shade may require more than one application and this is much easier to determine on a sample then on the real deal.

If you do opt to do it yourself, you might want to consider using dye made for colouring the roots of your hair, as these kits come with a small brush which can make application much easier.

This can help you to avoid spilling or dripping as well as allow you to apply the dye more thoroughly and precisely, with fewer applications necessary.

Wait until you've got the right colour before cutting or styling

Go Green!

You’ll want to do any cutting or styling of the pubic hair after dyeing, rather than before. And if you don’t achieve the exact colour you were shooting for, you’ll need to wait at least a week before trying a second application.

This is particularly important, as you want to make sure that you don’t have any skin irritations or infections before applying more dye.

It may have seemed outrageous at one time, and it is still considered somewhat dangerous, but dyeing your Hairy Beast is quickly becoming more accepted. Don’t think you have to be stuck in a colour rut, even in your most delicate area.  Feel free to express your own unique style – just make sure that you do it safely.

Betty Beauty offers a range of dyes especially formulated for pubic hair. They come in a variety of colours – even a special blue 'Bridal Betty' version! 

Vajazzle me, Baby!

The trends will always yo-yo up and down (just like my unpredictable Follower List - seems they're not quite sure about me)  Heidi Klum put it perfectly "One day you're in, the next you're out".  Thats me.  You either get me or you don't.  Always has been like that, but anything to do with your coitus crack will never waver or go out of fashion.  

Here's the latest in Volksie Bonnet Bling.. or Pimp my Pu$$y (as I like to call it)



Now for a random list of Erin's observations.

1. No small task keeping the cleft of venus off screen in that footage. Kudos to filmmaker Gary He.

2. Those crystals aren't going to be very jazzly after BooBoo and BamBam have a few rolls in the hay.

3. What if you lose some of those crystals? I mean really lose them?
"Um, SugarPop? The one wing of your butterfly is, like, gone."

I think we all know just how embarrassing that's going to be.

4. I've always liked Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's not A-list or B-list. She's your A-/B+ list and I can get behind that. Hence, you can imagine my reaction when she goes on George Lopez and announces she's had some spa-person glue beads around her zorch. Who does that?

5. Regarding this exciting new phenomenon, my bud Steven Gould had this to say, "I'm still a guy who prefers hair, uh, hairy, uh, you know. Vahaired." I think he's onto something with "Vahaired." With all this new shit coming down the pike, we're going to need titles, categories - the whole drill.

6. I wonder if there's guys out there with beads stuck around their peckers. I wouldn't ever want to see any dickazzled or ballazzled anything. Nope, regular big hairy guys with beer for me. (Did you notice how I got right behind Steven on the New Age vocabulary job? I'm cool like that.)

You can even go and Rate My Vajazzle