Sunday, 14 March 2010

Vajazzle me, Baby!

The trends will always yo-yo up and down (just like my unpredictable Follower List - seems they're not quite sure about me)  Heidi Klum put it perfectly "One day you're in, the next you're out".  Thats me.  You either get me or you don't.  Always has been like that, but anything to do with your coitus crack will never waver or go out of fashion.  

Here's the latest in Volksie Bonnet Bling.. or Pimp my Pu$$y (as I like to call it)

Now for a random list of Erin's observations.

1. No small task keeping the cleft of venus off screen in that footage. Kudos to filmmaker Gary He.

2. Those crystals aren't going to be very jazzly after BooBoo and BamBam have a few rolls in the hay.

3. What if you lose some of those crystals? I mean really lose them?
"Um, SugarPop? The one wing of your butterfly is, like, gone."

I think we all know just how embarrassing that's going to be.

4. I've always liked Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's not A-list or B-list. She's your A-/B+ list and I can get behind that. Hence, you can imagine my reaction when she goes on George Lopez and announces she's had some spa-person glue beads around her zorch. Who does that?

5. Regarding this exciting new phenomenon, my bud Steven Gould had this to say, "I'm still a guy who prefers hair, uh, hairy, uh, you know. Vahaired." I think he's onto something with "Vahaired." With all this new shit coming down the pike, we're going to need titles, categories - the whole drill.

6. I wonder if there's guys out there with beads stuck around their peckers. I wouldn't ever want to see any dickazzled or ballazzled anything. Nope, regular big hairy guys with beer for me. (Did you notice how I got right behind Steven on the New Age vocabulary job? I'm cool like that.)

You can even go and Rate My Vajazzle


Katherine said...

Gillian.. I've been sick all weekend, as a result I missed my cousins wedding & haven't had a lot to laugh about until now. You made me laugh. What a crack up!

Blasé said...

I'm bored, whatever shall I do?

Oh, I know! I'll decorate my genitalia!


Azzazin said...

Why can't someone just manufacture better razors, maybe not quite as wide as the regular ones.... and see through shaving foam so you get to see what the bleep you're doing?

Brian Miller said...


Matty said...

Okaaaaaay then. What WILL they think of next!?!

cat said...

I'm just thinking - what if one gets loose and happens to find itself in the way of some lovin. Gosh, that could hurt - a lot.

KrippledWarrior said...

what about a shark face tattoo with teeth on the end of a pecker?

JoeinVegas said...

So, which one was yours? The zipper one?

Mimi and Tilly said...

Three things:

1. Clearly I'm not getting out enough.

2. How vile is that going to be when you start to get a bit of regrowth between your crystals?

3. I already have to take care of nails, hair (on my head), waxing, moisturising, exfoliating, cellulite, as well as walking in heels (is there anybody else out there who looks like they've soiled themselves when they walk in heels?). And now apparently my lady bits need to have their own "tiara". Are you kidding me? I might just give up the ghost and let my unibrow grow back in.

Vodka Logic said...

I saw the interview with Love but not seen this video... wow I would think it would itch

Erin O'Brien said...

Thanks for the shout and the quotes, Gillian!

Sausage Fingers said...

If you want to freak out the dudes who will be around that area for social reasons, then shape one in the format of a 12" ruler. Nothing like a little healthy size matters competition.

Alice X said...

Pimp my Pussy ahahaha


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