Cock-A-Doodle Do Me - My Cock is so big it won't even return Spielberg's calls

Happy Day Three of the A to Z Blog Challenge and today's letter is C and if you're new visiting A Daft Scots Lass you'll now know that my theme for this challenge is Mottos versus Insults


and my Motto for today is Courage.

and the Insult for today is

Cock



A Daft Scots Lass riding the Giant Golden Cock at the Sexpo



Because I actually got to ride a gigantic golden cock one year at the Sexpo. 

Not only that, I haven even blogged about Jonah Falcon, the lucky guy with the world's largest cock.

I also couldn't just choose the word "Cock" on its own, because Cocksmoker (which is an adaptation or an extension of cock) is one of my favourite insults. I came across this word on Colourful Rants of a Fed Up Sista's Blog ages ago and its been one of my top 10 insults to hurl at arseholes in the traffic ever since. Yeah, road rage is a weakness of mine, especially Trolley Rage.

Jonah Falcon has the Worlds Biggest Penis

I've mentioned the blessed Jonah Falcon on my blog before in my Freaky Friday Feature and I recently read an article about him in the FHM July 2010 issue. 

It got me thinking ...

You see, Plonkers, I've always said "Size Matters" because, well, to me, it does.  I guess its just personal preference, but 34.29cm of male member would frikken scare anyone! 

Jonah has been both blessed and cursed with having The World's Biggest Penis. 

Firstly, I think the ladies are only interested in him because they want to SEE his big willy, not that they necessary want to USE it.  I think they just want to say that they have seen The World's Biggest Wanger and maybe even touch it.  It's physiologically impossible for anyone to consume 34cm of rock hard manhood. 

Secondly, it must be hell carrying around something that looks like you've shoehorned a loofah in yer pants.

Poor Jonah who says that if he has not "made it" by the time he's turned 50 then he'll maybe give porn a go.  I'm still asking the question "made what?", exactly.  Hopefully by then he can still get that monster pointing north.

Did you know?

• 23 000 meters of skin can be grown for burn victims from one baby's foreskin.
• One in 400 men are flexible enough to give themself a blow job?
• 3-4 inches is the average size of a flaccid penis from tip to base.  When men were asked, this figure rose dramatically to seven to eight inches.  Is this a case of "my fish is bigger than yours"? Big talk?
• 100 men are born every year with diphallus.  That means having two willies!  Think about that - two cocks.
• 7200 is the average number of times a man will ejaculate in his life.  2000 of those spurts will be from spankin' the monkey.  (personally, I think that self-enjoyment number should be more).

Go here to check out Jonah's Junk.