Thursday, 17 June 2010

Jonah Falcon has the Worlds Biggest Penis

I've mentioned the blessed Jonah Falcon on my blog before in my Freaky Friday Feature and I recently read an article about him in the FHM July 2010 issue. 

It got me thinking ...
You see, Plonkers, I've always said "Size Matters" because, well, to me, it does.  I guess its just personal preference, but 34.29cm of male member would frikken scare anyone! 

Jonah has been both blessed and cursed with having The World's Biggest Penis

Firstly, I think the ladies are only interested in him because they want to SEE his big willy, not that they necessary want to USE it.  I think they just want to say that they have seen The World's Biggest Wanger and maybe even touch it.  It's physiologically impossible for anyone to consume 34cm of rock hard manhood. 

Secondly, it must be hell carrying around something that looks like you've shoehorned a loofah in yer pants.

Poor Jonah who says that if he has not "made it" by the time he's turned 50 then he'll maybe give porn a go.  I'm still asking the question "made what?", exactly.  Hopefully by then he can still get that monster pointing north.

Did you know?
  • 23 000 meters of skin can be grown for burn victims from one baby's foreskin.
  • One in 400 men are flexible enough to give themself a blow job?
  • 3-4 inches is the average size of a flaccid penis from tip to base.  When men were asked, this figure rose dramatically to seven to eight inches.  Is this a case of "my fish is bigger than yours"? Big talk?
  • 100 men are born every year with diphallus.  That means having two willies!  Think about that - two cocks.
  • 7200 is the average number of times a man will ejaculate in his life.  2000 of those spurts will be from spankin' the monkey.  (personally, I think that self-enjoyment number should be more).
Go here to check out Jonah's Junk.

7 comments:

Matty said...

A blessing and a curse? I would say it's nothing but a "big" problem.

Brian Miller said...

well...that was certainly interesting...lol. i bet its hard to get the pants on in the morning...

Eric said...

7824, 7825, 7826...

If I had two, I could be to like 15000 or something, not to mention a *much* better skier.

The Invisible Seductress said...

It's been a while since I have seen a ,, what did you call it again,,, Penis. What is it you do with that?




Put it away your gonna poke someone's eye out!

SamiJoe said...

LMAO- wow 34 cm! Definitely a LOT to deal with!

btw--my word verify word is LATEX! ha!

Monkey Man said...

Well then....

laughingwolf said...

holy crap!

that's bigger'n a FOOT-LONG! ;) lol

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