Monday, 4 October 2010

Snakes Alive!

The weekend was pretty eventful and filled with drama!

Firstly, we went to the Sexpo which was loads of fun.  

I got to ride a giant golden cock and you can see the Sexpo mascots - Penisorous and Titasorous in the background.  Hysterical!  I got to see Riley Steel (the porn star) in a gold bikini (gosh what a body!) and we found some really great stuff to giggle at, including the Stud Butler.  This had me giggle for ages!

Riding the Giant Golden Cock
Not only did we get to make some cool purchases,  Suzie Q was there and she put on a fantastic show.  Juanita (South Africa's Pole Dancing Champion) showed off her sexy athletic moves on the pole.
Many men (plus few excited ladies) worked to climb Mount Peni - the the world’s largest erect inflatable penis to win prizes.  Loads of fun to watch!

Mount Peni

That afternoon we found hundreds of bees trying to build a nest outside our bathroom window.  It looked like they had already built a nest but when we sprayed them with poison they all flew away and there was no trace that they'd ever been there.  Obviously they were just looking for a good place for their Queen and were protecting her in the mean time.

Bee's Nest outside my bathroom window

On top of the bees, we stumbled across a fucking red spotted house snake or a corn snake (not sure which one yet) in our garden that made me freak the fuck out!  Yes, he/she was fucking huge!  

We had a power failure at the time, so everything was dark but my Boerewors saw our cat, Pickles,  stalking something and went to check out what it was.  This is what it was!!!

The Fucker

We had to use a torch to see where that Fucker was and my Boerewors went to fetch a spade from the Shed to slog him with.  I wouldn't take my eyes off this thing as he was right outside my girls' bedroom windows and I certainly didn't want him to slither inside the house or slither away where we couldn't see him!  

I got Pickles (our cat) away from the snake, put her inside and R got to work chopping the snake up with his spade. The Fucker took forever to die and lunged towards the spade a good few times.  He wasn't going down without a fight and wriggled until the bitter end.

Now I'm worried that it was a Mummy snake and she's fucking laid her eggs somewhere in our garden and soon (normally about 10 weeks) they hatch their wee snake babies.  Urgh! Can you imagine...

The Snake got they Old Chop


Akelamalu said...

Sexpo sounds like fun. Not so much the bees and the snake. :0

Max Evel said...

Snakes,and penis... sounds like you had a extreme day .

blackhuff said...

I'm very jealous that you've been able to go to the Sexpo. Happy to see that you've enjoyed it.

nitebyrd said...

The Sexpo sounds like great fun! I'm laughing looking at those giant penises, a good way to start a Monday.

UGH! Snakes - scary! And bees! WTF!?!

Dazee Dreamer said...

climbing up a big huge penis. I miss all the fun.

Matty said...

Looks like you really know how to ride one of those things.

Monkey Man said...

Sexpo stuff is hysterical. Sorry about the snake. I hate em so I can relate.

aims said...

OMG OMG OMG OMG... the first pics i LMAO then i aaahhhhh lol

~J said...

I'm totally skeeved out about the snake...I can't even deal. I literally got I'm going to try to NOT associate the snake with the lovely golden penis and think about that now! ;)

blueviolet said...

Holy crap, that snake is frightening! But then again, so is that giant golden penis!

AmyLK said...

OOO! Wonder if they have a Sexpo around here! And that snake is scary!

SB said...

thanks for the nightmares of snakes, ick!! came home to a snake right by the garage when i opened it. freaked me out.

lovin the sexpo though!!

Jason, as himself said...

First you get me all excited with things like riding giant golden cocks (why wasn't I invited, by the way?) and then you turn my stomach with these horrid snake photos?

I feel like I've been through so much in the last two minutes.

KK said...

Such excitement!

Jennie @ Modern Mamaz said...

I think I just pee'd a little!


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