If cockroachs survived the Holocaust, what do they make Doom out of?

Long-gone are the days when painting was strictly done with specialized tools, like brushes, on canvases. Nowadays artists use anything from remote-controlled toy cars to Molotov cocktails to express their talents. So it should come to know surprise Kyle Lambert uses just one finger and the Apple iPad to create detailed celebrity portraits.

Kyle Lambert is a young English artist who specializes in portraits rendered using an iPad tablet and an $8 app, called Brushes. He only uses one finger as the brush, but judging by the detailed outcome, you’d think he has a whole set of professional tools and paints.

That reminds me of the bloke who made portraits of people out of marmite toast. He was on Britain's Got Talent, if I remember correctly. Hang on, I'm gonna have to google this one because its going to bug me.

Yeah, his name was Nathan Wyburn and he had me completely mezmerised.



Katherine Kalnes makes celebrity portraits out of pancakes.  Yummy.

Lee Hadwin who is dubbed The Sleepwalking artist.

Oh yeah,and the famous, Pricasso who paints with his knobbly bobbly. 

I shite you not, Plonkers.  I saw him with my own eyes at the Sexpo.

I think mine would have to be black and white portraits in chocolate

What would your method of art be to paint your portrait?  

Snakes Alive!

The weekend was pretty eventful and filled with drama!

Firstly, we went to the Sexpo which was loads of fun.  

I got to ride a giant golden cock and you can see the Sexpo mascots - Penisorous and Titasorous in the background.  Hysterical!  I got to see Riley Steel (the porn star) in a gold bikini (gosh what a body!) and we found some really great stuff to giggle at, including the Stud Butler.  This had me giggle for ages!

Riding the Giant Golden Cock

Not only did we get to make some cool purchases,  Suzie Q was there and she put on a fantastic show.  Juanita (South Africa's Pole Dancing Champion) showed off her sexy athletic moves on the pole.

 

Many men (plus few excited ladies) worked to climb Mount Peni - the the world’s largest erect inflatable penis to win prizes.  Loads of fun to watch!

Mount Peni

That afternoon we found hundreds of bees trying to build a nest outside our bathroom window.  It looked like they had already built a nest but when we sprayed them with poison they all flew away and there was no trace that they'd ever been there.  Obviously they were just looking for a good place for their Queen and were protecting her in the mean time.

Bee's Nest outside my bathroom window

On top of the bees, we stumbled across a fucking red spotted house snake or a corn snake (not sure which one yet) in our garden that made me freak the fuck out!  Yes, he/she was fucking huge!  

We had a power failure at the time, so everything was dark but my Boerewors saw our cat, Pickles,  stalking something and went to check out what it was.  This is what it was!!!

The Fucker

We had to use a torch to see where that Fucker was and my Boerewors went to fetch a spade from the Shed to slog him with.  I wouldn't take my eyes off this thing as he was right outside my girls' bedroom windows and I certainly didn't want him to slither inside the house or slither away where we couldn't see him!  

I got Pickles (our cat) away from the snake, put her inside and R got to work chopping the snake up with his spade. The Fucker took forever to die and lunged towards the spade a good few times.  He wasn't going down without a fight and wriggled until the bitter end.

Now I'm worried that it was a Mummy snake and she's fucking laid her eggs somewhere in our garden and soon (normally about 10 weeks) they hatch their wee snake babies.  Urgh! Can you imagine...

The Snake got they Old Chop