Friday, 8 October 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 and Fawk You Friday

I'm back!!!

Gosh, FFF55ers I couldn't stay away..
I got far too many withdrawal symptoms from not writing my weekly 55s.  
Don't judge me - please just forgive me and have me back, G-Man

I neglected my Friday 55 
Not my finest decision 
The void it left was unexpected 
More than my lack of prose precision 

So here I am, I return 
Pleading to be taken back 
Into the crowd of 55 writers
Who fulfilled my writer’s heart. 

Exonerate, punish, reprimand and chide 
FFF55 is where my spirits reside.

Sign up for Fawk You Friday at Boobies.
It gives you a chance to vent your frustrations for the week:
  • Fuck you to the bad-ass gastro virus that attacked my Boerewors and had him flat on his back in bed all day yesterday.  Poor bugger suffered and the place stank like shite.
  • Fuck you to the pityful spittles of rain we had this week.  You're just teasing us!  Didn't you hear my numerous loud requests for a true African thunderstorm downpour? Light rain is enough to just piss me the fuck off.  You know, just enough to make my fucking car dirty, not enough to really saturate the garden and settle all the dust that is making our sinuses dribble all over the damn place.
  • Fuck you to the South African community that don't celebrate Halloween in any way shape or form.  Because of the customs of this country, I am unable to dess up in my hawt witches party costume and go trick-or-treating.  Most of you Fuckers know how much I adore chocolate and candy.  C'mon, give a girl a break!
  • Fuck you to the corn snake that found its way into our garden and scared the living shite outta me.  I nearly had fucking heart failure, demmit.  I hope that slithery Fucker didn't lay its eggs somewhere in a dark corner because if I have to deal with your babies, I will have a fucking stroke for sure!

FlogYoBlog Friday at Random Ramblings of a SAHM and meet some awesome bloggers.


Jesse Noe Mendez said...


I was looking at your blog and I like it. I want to invite you to become my blog friend, and if you follow me, I will follow you...

What do you think?

I hope to hear from you soon.


Copyboy said...

No Halloween in SA? That's more shocking than the burn on your back.

jacksofbuxton said...


An opportunity to get rid of all the rubbish sweets that my parents keep giving to my 2 girls.How we've not poisoned anyone I'll never know.

Not very impressed last year when my wife said my mask looked very scary....(cue old gag)

moondustwriter said...

Girl - we missed ya. We all need a break at times.

Happy 55

Moon smiles

Kebeni said...

just popping into check out your blog and say hi. Feel free to visit me at or

Matty said...

No Halloween? Now that's a scary horror story.

Hope the hubs is feeling better.

Brian Miller said...

welcome back...come on it...want a cup of coffee?

G-Man said...

Jillie Bean...
I just knew that you would heed the call.
Thank you so much for returning to the flock.
Excellent 55 My Dear.
You Brighten up The Dark Continent!
Thanks again for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

Christy said...

No Halloween? WTH! That just isn't right.

Thanks for linking up today!

Akelamalu said...

Welcome back honey and don't you dare go away from Flash 55 again y'hear!! ;)

Claudia said...

ah welcome back - wholeheartedly..!!

blueviolet said...

You will have to celebrate Halloween on your own then! Yikes to your hubby's stinkiness!

Mama Zen said...

Welcome back and excellent 55!

Ariana said...

no halloween. tell me it isn't so. ick and snakes. *stomach roll*

Eric Alder said...

To my knowledge, no 55-er has ever been disowned for missing a Friday 55.

Honestly, I have a hard enough time reading all the ones that DO join in, so a few less wouldn't hurt once in awhile.

Nice 55!

~J said...

Arggg a snake! I can't even deal with them...I had a bad daycare experience as a child...I should blog about that...anywhoo-I'm doing a rain dance for ya chick...It's been pretty dry here too. Not cool!

Scott said...

welcome back to the 55 bunch :-)


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