Friday, 22 October 2010

FFF55 and Fawk You Friday

Go give The G-Man some love and join hundreds of other bloggers playing Flash Fiction Friday 55.

Write a complete story in only 55 words. Its easier said that done.

Enjoy!




Don’t spend your precious time asking “What is happening to the world and why isn’t it a better place?”.  It’s only be time wasted.  The question to ask is: “How I can I make it better?”  To that there are plenty answers.  It sometimes takes minimal effort to make a huge impact on someone else.




Yay! Its Fawk You Friday hosted by Boobies

Ready! Steady! Vent!

I had ONE BIG thing that I want to vent about this week that I can't really vent about on my blog.  Yeah, I know I always say never censor yerself but this is about work and I don't really wanna splash things about work all over the interwebs and get fired for it.  I do enjoy my work, its just circumstances that I'm PISSED OFF about.  Its been a very emotional week at work and some major changes taking place...So, I'm taking the easy way out and just making a general Fuck You to that in general.

Fuck You to that freakazoid Lady Gaga who recently wore a dress made out of fucking sirloin steaks to the MTV Music Awards.  God, she's so fucking twisted you just can't look away.  Don't worry Vegans its FAKE!  But still only the Gaga would wear this in public, hell, only Gaga would wear this at ALL!

Lady Gaga meats MTV 

Fuck you to the fucking retarded Nicole Kidman who was once really pretty, actually quite the gorgeous gal around Hollywood.  Now that skank has had so much plastic surgery you could cut her waif frame with a knife.  She's gone from strikingly stunning to uglier than a bag full of fucking hairy arseholes!  Stoopid bitch.



Finally, a big Fawk You to My Boerewors who, more often than not, makes ME sleep in the wet spot.  I'll get you back...be on the look out for revenge...


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15 comments:

jacksofbuxton said...

Not done this before..(deep breathe)here goes....

Fuck you David Cameron.Fuck you for telling blatant lies about the British economy.Fuck you for telling us "We're all in this together" and then wielding the axe on the working and middle classes.Fuck you for allowing all your rich mates to carry on avoiding paying tax.Fuck you for not clamping down on the banks that have got us into this mess.Fuck you for shitting on us all from a great height,whereas you and your Eton chums still live life to the full on our money.Fuck you for putting students into even more debt when they are trying to educate themselves to lead to a better life.

Was that OK?

Brian Miller said...

and its not enough to have the burn to make a difference but to actually do something about it...nice 55....

G-Man said...

Nice Social Commentary 55!!!
I'm much more focused on making the world a better fucking place now!
You Rock Jillie Bean!!
He who stradles the other...Rolls back on 'Dry' Land..hehehehe
Have a Kick Ass and Dry Week-End

Claudia said...

so right - sometimes the small things make the big difference!

Christy said...

You have your work to worry about and I can't let my family see this blog. Doesn't it seem ridiculous that we can't vent the way we want to?

Richard, Shhh... said...

o-KAY! Right now, I've got a family emergency which has its roots in my Fucking Ex-wife's ability to fool everyone but me about everything including her inability to parent properly & effectively! She was always a fucking asshole & liar & even fooled MY ass for 17 years! A friend of mine who never met her knew her better than I when he called her a Cunt!

And Lassie, please, would you invite me to subscribe to this blog? Blogger seems to prevent it unless I've been invited
(2bnekkid.blogspot.com & richardshhh@aol.com). I gave u a good reply 2 ur last comment on MY blog. Thanks for the contact, Freckles!

Copyboy said...

I don't know. I kind of like the steak dress.

Monkey Man said...

I love the irony of a 55 that states we need to take time to make a difference, that is followed up with F U Friday. I am still laughing. Gaga has to do things that make you look at anything but her face because she is so effing ugly. Kidman....who is she kidding. Piss on boerewors. That'll teach him.

Akelamalu said...

Great 55 - something everyone should remember.

Hanna said...

Hi There! I am your newest follower from the Friday linky!! I love finding new blogs and yours is lovely! You can find me at www.bouffeebambini.blogspot.com

Oh, I have several wonderful handmade giveaways going on right now. Be sure to check them out if you stop by:) Have a wonderful weekend!

Your blog totally made me laugh:)

kirstyb said...

ha great post have a fabulous weekend xxxx

Paige said...

holy shit i didnt know kidman had that much work done?!?!

Boobies said...

Only Gaga could pull off a faux meat ensemble..lol.

I agree. N.K. looks unhuman!

Lynn Hahn said...

Yeah. What did Kidman have done? She looks the same to me in the pictures just a bit older.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Go Jacks!

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