Friday, 29 October 2010

Flash Fiction Frdiay 55 and Other Arb Shite

The G-Man hosts Flash Fiction Friday 55.  Go visit him and give him some love and join hundreds of other bloggers playing the writing game. Write a complete story in only 55 words…

Scary and Creepy
Chilling and Bloodcurdling
Children stalk the neighborhood
Concealed behind masks and home-made Halloween costumes
Sniffing out the households with the best candy
Giggling, chuckling and playing practical jokes
Straining  to bite the dangling treacle scone  hands-free
and Bobbing for apples
Respect the dead and leave the Ouija board alone
Or else…bwaaaaahaaaaaah

Yay! Its Fawk You Friday hosted by Boobies

Let rip...

Fuck You to the South Africa electrical thunder and lightning storms that keep my sobbing children clinging to me like wee leeches when the forked lighning shoots across the sky and the cloud bang together.  My poor wee buttons are terrified and then my bed has to be shared.  Four bodies in a double bed is not a laughing matter...

Fuck you to my brand new expensive mascara that I can't fucking wear because it causes my eyes to burn like all hell shite fire, itch like an Arab's sand mite-infested crotch and ooze attractive yellow puss.  So much for expensive is the best. Humph!

Fuck you to my bastard shit-face laptop that kept crashing this week and giving me fucking weird html errors on my blog.  Geezo, I tried over a dozen times to get my Bloggers Ink Challenge posted - and on top of that - I still managed to royally fuck it up.   My poor Boerewors had to spend hours reloading everything just so that I could make Half-Nekkid Thursday aka HNT in time.  So a huge THANK YOU to My Boerewors for making it happen and having the patience to put up with my constant slamming of the keyboard (sometimes it does work - most times it doesn't).

Fuck you to conspiracy theories...there are many things bubbling under the surface at the moment.  All to be revealed soon (if I'm not bound by a Confidentiality Agreement, that is)  

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blueviolet said...

Thunder scares the heck out of me too!

Your poem is creepy good! I was always afraid of the Ouija board!

Brian Miller said...

whew...i got chills now...played around with the quija a bit back in the day...

Scott said...

I think that about sums up the Halloween deal :-) nice 55! Sounds like a rough week, there m'lady! I hope ya get all of that outta yer system!

DCHY said...

I love the thunderstorms. Too bad my older daughter is still scared of them.

As for your mascara, it sounds like you're having an allergic reaction. Check the ingredients to make sure.

Akelamalu said...

Great topical 55 m'dear! :)

G-Man said...

Loved your 55 Jillie Bean...
But I REALLY loved your Thursday post!
...For obvious reasons...:-)
Thank you so much for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

Dulce said...

the Ouija board!!!??
Oh my
getting away from here... just in case!
Love that fawk story... ;)

PattiKen said...

Nice and scary 55, lass. I've had my day with the Ouija board too, and it was pretty spooky.

"dangling treacle scone" - Now that's something we don't see much around these parts. Sounds like fun.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

my mum used to dangle the treacle scone from the door way every year back in Scotland

Tracey said...

Its always hearing different stories from different stay at home moms.
We would love to hear how you get through your days, what you enjoy, what you dont.


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