Wednesday, 20 October 2010

The Heff

Hugh Hefner facinates me.

Not only is he one of those guys who, not matter how old he is, will attract young busty gorgeous hotties. 

So what exactly does this old codger have?  Why has he been surrouded by a harem of women his whole life?

Why do these women wanna hang out with an old fart who still wears smoking jackets and cravats? 

Yeah, he was hot stuff in his "hey day" but honest  - how can a 85 year old man still attract all the hottest women in the land when they can have Colin Farrel?

Ok, I get some of it.  He's rich with the entire Playboy empire racking up the interest in the bank,  he is a self-made celebrity, he throws the best parties, wherever he goes he is surrounded by the paparazzi.  But how come the busty platinum blondes still flock to this wrinkled old bastid?  What else does he have?

"Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now" - Hugh Hefner
It can't be a big dick because he's 85 and physiology predicts that by the time you are Hugh's age his Wee Man is shrivelled and wrinkled.  So, it can't be that.  Perhaps he has a talented tongue.

I think I might be his charisma and the fact that he's 85 years old and still acts like 25 year old.  You know, You At Heart and all that crap.

"The interesting thing is how one guy, through living out his own fantasies, is living out the fantasies of so many other people" - Hugh Hefner

Whatever it is...he is one lucky Fucker.
Did you know?
Hugh Hefner once had a foursome with his wife, brother and sister-in-law.  A foursome did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening. But while Millie ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law.

Hefner's thirst for sexual experience became so strong that he even had a one-time homosexual experience.  One evening in downtown Chicago he was propositioned and... he thought 'What the hell...' As far as I know, the guy just gave him oral sex.

Heff Rocks!


jacksofbuxton said...

I think the obvious attraction for the busty blonde totty is the chance to get their kit off in Playboy and be the next....erm....

Still,won't be long before he pops his clogs.Wonder if he'll go the same way as John Entwistle

M.Jay. said...

He will probably die a stiff and happy
I suppose the best way for him to go would be doing the deed.

Akelamalu said...

Money is a great lure to some women - that's the only reason I can think of why any woman would find him attractive.

Blasé said...

Women go for him because it gives them 'exposure'.

Copyboy said...

Hef is da man!!! And chicks know it. His aura radiates that macho-ness. What's Colin got? A starring role in SWAT? Meh.

DCHY said...

Hmm...since he is rich, he's got an endless supply of Viagra. Combine that with his knowledge over the years...

PiggysPen said...

As some have said above, it's all about where Heff will get them. They prolly just put up with it until they have a big enough name then go off trying to make as much money as they can.

Gorilla Bananas said...

His busty playmates enjoy the tickling sensation of his nose hairs on their breasts. Apparently it's an acquired taste.


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