a Lovely Blog Award

Paula recently bequeathed me with one Lovely Blog Award.  

Now, beautiful Plonkers I'm not sure so that I have a "lovely" blog, but I was so dead chuffed that someone else thought so.  Thank you to Paula.  You're dead sweet.

Paula is the ultimate Blog Challenge lass.  If there is a blog challenge happening in Bloggerville, she'll know about it and she'll be rockin' it.  I did the July Blog Challenge with her and got to know her a lot better.  I really don't know how she does all these challenges back-to-back like she does.  She is the blog Challenge Queen!

You rock my face off, Paula.

This is how it works :

1. Add the “One Lovely Blog Award” image to your post

2. Share seven things about you

3. Pass the award on to seven nominees

4. Thank the person who nominated you and add a short blurb about them.

5. Inform the nominees by posting on their blogs

My Seven Things:

• I adore high heel shoes, but I have the ugliest feet evar!
• I used to cut my eyelashes when I was at school because my eyelashes were so long that it was the only way I'd get away with wearing mascara at school without being busted.  
• I detest ironing and will avoid it at ALL costs.
• I adore watching talent shows like Britain and America's Got Talent and X Factor.
• We camped in our living room this weekend.
• Snakes give me the jeebie weebies.
• I love being Ginger. I never always appreciated being a red head but I've come to love my gingerness.  Red hair don't care.

Now on to the good bit.

The people that I hand the award on to are:

Jillie Side Up

Can We Have a New Witch ours Melted 

Catch my Words

I Shoulda Been a Stripper

It's Rhyme Time

Crivens Jings and Help Ma Boab

Because they have brilliant blogs.

Sunshine Award

Thank you to Reflectionsofthe, a fellow South African blogger for givin me the Sunshine Blogger Award. This award is given to blogs which "contribute to the blogging community in a positive or inspirational way".

Well, Plonkers, you can fuck me dead if I have inspired someone through this wee bloggy of mine.  Usually my blog is just a place to come when you want a smile or a laugh.  Not inspiration but I'll take what I can get.


Now, those receiving the Sunshine Award are asked to:


Answer ten questions about yourself.

Pass the award on to 10 bloggers you enjoy, link to their blogs, and let them know you nominated them.


So here are my answers to the 10 questions:

Favourite Colour : Orange! Orange and Orange. Anything Orange.

Favorite animal : Butterfly. They are colourful, graceful, fragile and free.

Favorite number : 69

Favorite drink : Black tea or diet Coke.  Oh Fuck, did you mean alcohol?

Favorite website: Google, without google I would be one very unhappy lass. I am having a secret affair with Google - every day.

Passions: Music, pretty Shoes, Chocolate and Jack White

Prefer getting or giving presents: I love giving presents and I usually put quite a bit of thought and effort into my giving. I believe that its not a gift if its not something you want. I kinda get disappointed when others don't have the same enthusiasm, when I get presents.

Favorite pattern:  Tartan, of course. Black Watch to be specific.

Favorite day of the week: Friday! Weekend officially starts!
Friday's rock my fucking face off.

Favorite flower: Tulips or Lillies or Barberton Daisies. Depends on my mood.

Here is my pick for the ten nominees of this award. This blog award honors these brilliant, bold and wickedly funny bloggers.

Ramblings of a Semi-Mad Man

Anger Management

NOT WORTH MENTIONING

Rockin' Mama

Fancy Mamacita

Mother-Effer

MagnetoBoldToo

Gossip Guy

Indigo Roth

Not So Simply Single

Thanx again for the Blog Award.

Blog Award

Thanks to Nanny over at 

Naughty Mommy Reviews and Junk for the One Lovely Blog Award.  

I certainly don't thinking I fall into the "Lovely" category but I'm glad she thinks I do.

So now, here are the rules for those of you that I also give this award to.

1. Accept the award. Post it on your blog with the name of the person who has granted the award and his or her blog.

2. Pay it forward to 10 other bloggers that you have newly discovered.

3. Contact those blog owners and let them know they've been chosen.

  I now take it upon myself to alter it (ever-so-slighty - coz I can, Wankers)  to something a little more appropriate for my blog choices

1.  A Spicy Boy, A Cat and my Fat Ass
2. Bitchin' Wives Club
3. Boobies
4. Charmed and Dangerous
5. Confused Women Get Skinny
6. Hyperbole and a Half
7. Mama Still Wears Gucci
8. Max Evel
9. Not Worth Mentioning
10. Sleep. Snort. Fuck 

Enjoy Kick Ass Bloggers!