La-Dee-Fuckin-Da, Oscar Time is Nigh

Six actresses have been chosen to present the 2012 Academy Awards this year.

Rose Byrne, Ellie Kemper, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig from the hit comedy Bridesmaids will be presenters at the 84th Academy Awards.  I don't know about you, Plonkers but I thoroughly enjoyed Bridesmaids, especially Megan's character. 

'Megan: I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree".

I lauged but I also cried - a lot!  But then again I cry at fucking Oprah and Dr Phil.   I'm a blithering idiot watching films.

McCarthy received her first Oscar® nomination this year for her supporting role in the film and Wiig also became a first-time nominee for the film’s original screenplay. All six will be making their first Oscar show appearances.

Academy Awards for outstanding film achievements of 2011 will be presented on Sunday the 26th of February at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood.  The Oscar presentation also will be televised live in more than 225 countries worldwide.

Don't forget to tune in to see who trips on the red carpet and who flashes their hoohaa or nipplette to the hungry papparazzi.  Och, you know that's why we watch the 5-day-long show.  Oh and to get a glimpse of Brad Pitt who's nominated for Best Actor in a Leading Role.  Yummeeeee.


Rango better win best animated film.  It was crazy wicked!  Who are your favourites to win?

La-Dee-Fuckin-Da its Oscar time again!

Tara Reid flashs a bit of nip

Oscar Nominations for 2011 Academy Awards are in and surprise, surprise one film dominates as usual to make it the most boring Awards Ceremony eva!

So be sure to tune in to the most predictable show on earth on the 27th of February 2011

After winning practically every award in its path, The Social Network is a lock for a nomination, and will probably win Best Picture, as well. The only film standing in its way is 'The King's Speech,' which just made an impressive showing at the BAFTA nominations and is classic Oscar bait. 

Wouldn't it be nice to watch ONE Oscars Ceremony and NOT know what is going to happen?



We watch, anticipating one of our much-loved celebrities to trip over her Versace gown and Jimmy Choos (that she got for fucking free) and perhaps flash a glance of her knickers down the 500 foot red carpet or fumble and make a complete hash of her acceptance speech and make us giggle. 


We wait for the Famous Fuck Ups because that's the only entertaining thing about the over-rated annual Ceremony.

Just imagine sitting through a fucking 25 hour show with pimped-up, moist-eyed celebrities thanking their husbands, mothers and dogs for supporting them and displaying their acting technique by performing on stage to be all surprised when their name is called.  

It's so fucking fake!

Switch it up a bit, Oscar ol' man! Do something different!  I'll bet you a month's salary that its the same 6000 boring old members that vote every year?

No wonder it never fucking changes - break the boring tradition...

...show us some more tits 'n ass!