Dude for a Day!

I was pondering this today....

What would I do if you could switch sexes and be a bloke for a day? I'd definitely choose to be a HOT dude.

So, if you could be a dude for a day, who would you be and what would you do?

I'd be Colin Farrel and I'd have sex with myself immediately!  I know I'd fall instantly love with my Irish accent and designer stubble.  

I'd get into a full on bar fight and punch another bloke dead in the face - just because I can and because I want to be responsible for making someone else bleed...

I'd do lots of hard drugs because I know Colin's body is used to the abuse.  I'd get whacked-out high, visit a strip club and get a lap dance from the hottest girls there and pay to bone two of them.  

I'd also walk around with my shirt off all day. Of course I’d have abs like a fucking washboard, so everyone will find me totally irresistible.  6 pack my arse, 8 pack rocks it.

I'd eat as much chocolate as I like, without putting on any of the weight.  I'd pee up against a wall, write my name on cement and eat junk food at the same time. 

I'd DEFINITELY get a blow job.  That's a given...

Then I'd get my balls waxed and go for anal bleaching.

I'd miss my boobs though....but it was only for a day, right?

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult"  - Charlotte Whitton

So, if you could switch sex for a day, who would you be and what would you get up to?