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What would I do if you could switch sexes and be a bloke for a day? I'd definitely choose to be a HOT dude.
So, if you could be a dude for a day, who would you be and what would you do?
I'd be Colin Farrel and I'd have sex with myself immediately! I know I'd fall instantly love with my Irish accent and designer stubble.
I'd get into a full on bar fight and punch another bloke dead in the face - just because I can and because I want to be responsible for making someone else bleed...
I'd do lots of hard drugs because I know Colin's body is used to the abuse. I'd get whacked-out high, visit a strip club and get a lap dance from the hottest girls there and pay to bone two of them.
I'd also walk around with my shirt off all day. Of course I’d have abs like a fucking washboard, so everyone will find me totally irresistible. 6 pack my arse, 8 pack rocks it.
I'd eat as much chocolate as I like, without putting on any of the weight. I'd pee up against a wall, write my name on cement and eat junk food at the same time.
I'd DEFINITELY get a blow job. That's a given...
Then I'd get my balls waxed and go for anal bleaching.
I'd miss my boobs though....but it was only for a day, right?
So, if you could switch sex for a day, who would you be and what would you get up to?
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult" - Charlotte Whitton
So, if you could switch sex for a day, who would you be and what would you get up to?
