Showing posts with label the l word. Show all posts
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Saturday, 9 July 2011

★10 Days of Bullshit Challenge - Day 8 ★


Its Day 8 of the 10 Days of Bullshit Challenge over at Rockin' Mama★ todays's topic is : Has a person of the same sex every made a pass at you and what was your reaction?
I get lezzies hitting on me ALL the time. I’m a fucking Lesbian Magnet.

Let me give you a few reasons why:

I wear Doc Martens, I hate make up and I don’t wear a bra, which makes me especially irrisistible to the Lezzies. I listen to indigo Girls while driving my pick-up truck on the way to my job as a P.E. teacher. I alwyas keep a picture of my cat in my fanny pack. I am addicted to flannel and wear my keys hanging from the belt of my brown cordory jeans, while watching reruns of The L Word. I never shave my armpits or legs because I’m a vegetarian man hater .


Did you know that Lesbians can be converted with one internal application of a human penis?

Bullshit or not.  You decide.

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