★10 Days of Bullshit Challenge - Day 8 ★

Its Day 8 of the 10 Days of Bullshit Challenge over at ★Rockin' Mama★ todays's topic is : Has a person of the same sex every made a pass at you and what was your reaction?

I get lezzies hitting on me ALL the time. I’m a fucking Lesbian Magnet.

Let me give you a few reasons why:

I wear Doc Martens, I hate make up and I don’t wear a bra, which makes me especially irrisistible to the Lezzies. I listen to indigo Girls while driving my pick-up truck on the way to my job as a P.E. teacher. I alwyas keep a picture of my cat in my fanny pack. I am addicted to flannel and wear my keys hanging from the belt of my brown cordory jeans, while watching reruns of The L Word. I never shave my armpits or legs because I’m a vegetarian man hater .


Did you know that Lesbians can be converted with one internal application of a human penis?

Bullshit or not.  You decide.

Day 8 - The 30 Day Blog Challenge

Topic - A song to match your mood

Most of you know that I love my music and so it is difficult to pick ONE song that matches my mood.  But since I can remember, I've been secretly (okay its not a secret anymore) in love with Bono aka Paul Hewson from U2.  

As a teenager I had all their LPs and used to play them until they were scratched to all hell. I know all the words to most of their songs (especially the earlier records) and love to belt it out dueting with Bono in my car.

Bono is Sex On Legs (you can't dispute it), he's hot, I think he has a brilliant voice (when he sings and when he talks), I think his band is incredibly talented and rockin'.  He does great work for charity helping to raise money to end hunger, poverty and disease, especially in Africa.  He's been married to his high school sweetheart for decades, which is rare in the entertainment industry.  

Bono just seems like an all-round good guy.  He's now heading into his 50's and boy, he still makes my knees wobble. He's  just seems to get sexier with age - like an old fine wine - Blanc De Dublin Bono.

Enjoy him is all his AWESOMENESS!

 

U2 is an original species... there are colours and feelings and emotional terrain that we occupy that is ours and ours alone - Bono