Marinate the Nether Rod in the Squish Mitten by Dirty Sanchez

Some of my pals have some pretty Whackadoodle names for gettin' yer hump on.  Here are some of them that made me laff.  I hope they do the same for you:

• Doing The Deed
• Hammer Time
• Bumping Uglies
• Nookie
• Going for a Tumble
• Getting Jiggy Wif It
• Doin' the Nasty
• Making Whoopie
• Riding The Old Long Donkey
• Hide The Salami
• Dippin Yer Wick
• Booty Call
• Gettin' Some
• Fool Around
• Kwikkie
• Shagging
• Hiding the One-Eyed Snake
• Bonk
• Rumpy Pumpy
• Bamchickawaawaa
• Bump 'n Grind
• Couch Rugby
• Batter Dip the Cranny Ax in the gut locker  
• Kanoodling
• Humping
• Tasting the Nectar
• Hokey Pokey
• Horizontal Mamba
• Makin' Bacon
• Kill Some Time
• Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten
• Jangle Tangle
• Chachiiiiiing!
• Clean the Pipes
• Rock 'n Roll
• Slap 'n Tickle
• Burying the Boner
• Roll in the Hay
• Power drill the yippe bog with the Dude Piston
• The Hairy Knock-Knock

What do you call it?

Come back tomorrow for my Birthday Vlog!

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