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Have a Break. Have a Brit-Kat

Diamond Jubilee Fever is everywhere in Britain this weekend, Plonkers.

The crazy red, white and blue merchandise just keeps getting whackier - just the way I like it. The Union Jack is taking over the fucking world!  Next it will be Union Jack bog-roll.

Here's some of the pictures from the 86 year old Queen's celebrations of 60 years on the Throne. 

Love it!  I want

The Offical Diamond Jubilee Shot

Birt Kat

I hope I look like that when I'm 86

Hey Granny!  Want Some Earplugs??

British Tabasco?

Love the Wedges!

Nicholas Kirkwood Diamond Jubilee Heels

Diamond Jubilee Cupcakes

Harry Arrives for the Celebrations

Even the FurKids celebrate

Even Google is in on the Celebrations

Are you Ready for The Royal Wedding? This Plonker certainly is...

With his trusty sleeping bag, two carrier bags and a Union Flag hat, this is the first Royal Wedding fan to stake out a place in front of Westminster Abbey for the big day.


Dedicated John Loughrey, 56, slept out on the pavement last night as he began his week-long vigil to ensure a prime position.


He was dressed in a Kate and William T-shirt, emblazoned with the words 'Diana Would Be Proud' with the images of Kate and William tied round his waist and a Union flag hat.

Dedicated: Royal Wedding fan John Loughrey has already begun camping out to get a good spot for the big day


John Loughrey believes William and Kate will be together forever


The former assistant chef, from Wandsworth, south west London, a self-confessed "super fan" of the late Diana, Princess of Wales, said he planned to stay in his position until Saturday.


He said: "I have always been loyal to the Royal Family."


"I think they are good for Britain and good for tourism. We have had them for more than 1,000 years and they make a great contribution to the life of this country."


Mr Loughrey said he had attended every single hearing of the inquest into the death of Diana, camping for three days outside the Royal Courts of Justice in central London.


He became so well-known at the inquest - with 'Diana' and later 'Dodi' painted on his face - that he was even given a special mention by the coroner, Lord Justice Scott Baker.


Mr Loughrey, whose partner Marion died of skin cancer in 2003, also spent four days camped outside following the death of Diana in 1997.


He said he believed Miss Middleton and William would be together 'forever'.


'They have taken their time over marriage, unlike the Prince's late mother - she got married maybe far too young,' he said.


'The Prince has learned from his mother to take his time.'

Construction Workers set up a platform for camera next to the Abbey

Wedding Fever :  Union Jacks decorating London's Regent Street in a scene that could almost come from 1945 as the wedding approaches this week