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Have a Break. Have a Brit-Kat

Diamond Jubilee Fever is everywhere in Britain this weekend, Plonkers.

The crazy red, white and blue merchandise just keeps getting whackier - just the way I like it. The Union Jack is taking over the fucking world!  Next it will be Union Jack bog-roll.

Here's some of the pictures from the 86 year old Queen's celebrations of 60 years on the Throne. 

Love it!  I want

The Offical Diamond Jubilee Shot

Birt Kat

I hope I look like that when I'm 86

Hey Granny!  Want Some Earplugs??

British Tabasco?

Love the Wedges!

Nicholas Kirkwood Diamond Jubilee Heels

Diamond Jubilee Cupcakes

Harry Arrives for the Celebrations

Even the FurKids celebrate

Even Google is in on the Celebrations

Best of 2011

To celebrate the end of the year, I thought some highlighs of 2011 would be in order.


Lindsay Lohan gets her kit off for Playboy for $1 million and her secret diary revealed that she was dating Heath Ledger when he died.

The Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.  Millions of people around the world watched the beautiful Kate become the Princess of Cambridge and exchange vows with Willy.

Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London home after dying from what was later announced as "too much alcohol".

There were plenty celebrity babies born in 2011:

• Mariah and Nick Cannon welcomed twins in April - Moroccan and Monroe.
• Natalie Portman and fiance welcomed Aleph in June.
• Pink welcomed her daughter Willow Sage.

Beyoncé announced her pregnancy with Jay-Z and is due in 2012.

Giuliana Rancic was diagnosed with breast cancer.

Ame Deal was locked in a box and left to die.

Will Smith and Jada plan to divorce after 15 years of marriage.  Who knows what will happen with their celebrity superstar kids, Jaden and Willow?

Dallas Wiens was th first person in America to receive a complete face transplant

Arkay the Alcohol-free whisky flavoured drink was branded and promoted.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries spent $10 million on getting hitched only to get divorced 72 days later.

Dumb Blonde Crystal Harris left the world famous playboy, Hugh Hefner, only days before they planned to get married!


Demi Moore announced that she's filing for divorce from Ashton Kutcher.

And that was a look at what happened in 2011 in Celebrityville.  What was your Best of 2011?

Royal Fawk You Friday and Bridal Shoegasm

Boobies, Babies and a Blog hosts Fawk You Friday.  Go link up and bitch to your wee hearts content.

This week's Fuck You goes out to Kate Middleton.  Today she nicks Prince Willy away from anyone else...

Seeing as The Royal Wedding is happening today, I have kept the Shoegasm this week in the bridal theme.  Go and link up at Peace Love Appelsauce.

Wedding Heels Christian Louboutin

Jimmy Choo Wedding Heels

Cole Haan's new bridal line of Nike Air Heels.  I shit you not.

Dazzling Report Signature heels with elastic sling back



Gorgeous Georgina Goodman.  I love stripey soles!



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Are you Ready for The Royal Wedding? This Plonker certainly is...

With his trusty sleeping bag, two carrier bags and a Union Flag hat, this is the first Royal Wedding fan to stake out a place in front of Westminster Abbey for the big day.


Dedicated John Loughrey, 56, slept out on the pavement last night as he began his week-long vigil to ensure a prime position.


He was dressed in a Kate and William T-shirt, emblazoned with the words 'Diana Would Be Proud' with the images of Kate and William tied round his waist and a Union flag hat.

Dedicated: Royal Wedding fan John Loughrey has already begun camping out to get a good spot for the big day


John Loughrey believes William and Kate will be together forever


The former assistant chef, from Wandsworth, south west London, a self-confessed "super fan" of the late Diana, Princess of Wales, said he planned to stay in his position until Saturday.


He said: "I have always been loyal to the Royal Family."


"I think they are good for Britain and good for tourism. We have had them for more than 1,000 years and they make a great contribution to the life of this country."


Mr Loughrey said he had attended every single hearing of the inquest into the death of Diana, camping for three days outside the Royal Courts of Justice in central London.


He became so well-known at the inquest - with 'Diana' and later 'Dodi' painted on his face - that he was even given a special mention by the coroner, Lord Justice Scott Baker.


Mr Loughrey, whose partner Marion died of skin cancer in 2003, also spent four days camped outside following the death of Diana in 1997.


He said he believed Miss Middleton and William would be together 'forever'.


'They have taken their time over marriage, unlike the Prince's late mother - she got married maybe far too young,' he said.


'The Prince has learned from his mother to take his time.'

Construction Workers set up a platform for camera next to the Abbey

Wedding Fever :  Union Jacks decorating London's Regent Street in a scene that could almost come from 1945 as the wedding approaches this week

"Will" There Be Another Royal Wedding?

Pity that Henry VIII isn't around to check out the sweet ass on that honey, Katie.  He would've known how to deal with her!

Yeah, there is still a lot of fuss about the up and coming Royal Wedding of Willie and Katie happening on 29 April at 11am.  It

should be a cracker!  Anyhoo, this has emerged on YouTube as the Royal Wedding Dance.  

I declare this Royal Dance open!  

Enjoy!

Kate Middleton is the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed!

Kate's labeled as an old "bag" already!

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Willy and Kate Lie Back and Think of England

Oor Wully and Kate are cashing in on their up and coming Wedding by selling Official Royal Wedding Condoms

Yes, only 5 Quid for 3 Crown Jewel Shags!

(okay its not really Kate and Will marketing and selling the condoms  but seems everyone is jumping on the royal horse-driven coach with their own "Wedding of the Decade" crappy souvenirs)

 Yeah, this beautiful commemorative mug has poor Kate marrying wrong fucking brother, Doochebag!  Who in their right mind would go for the ginger brother when they could have Will?

Will Wales's Stag 2011 Tee

Expect to see these cute little bastards 
outside Buckin-Gnome Palace 

 

Royal Wedding Sick Bags

Coffee Mugs

Coaster

Life Size Cardboard Cut Outs (I shit you not)

and the boring yet ever-so English - Tea Towel

The Royal Fridge

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