Magical History Tour

Today is the last day of Paula's July Blog Challenge and today we blog about "One person from History you'd like to spend the day"

 Henry VIII

He was a Lord. 

He was a King. 

He was a ginger.  

He was fat, really fat....ah, I'm sure he blames the good life of the rich and infamous.  

Henry had The Balls to start his own church and his modus operande was to behead people who displeased him. A bit barbaric, but it takes big cahoonas  to behead everyone who calls you a fat fuck.  He loved to decorate his large frame with pretty baubles and spent a small fortune on embellishments.  He loves to party like the king-rock-star he was.

Who wouldn't want to spend a day with this bloke and get inside his head?

"Will" There Be Another Royal Wedding?

Pity that Henry VIII isn't around to check out the sweet ass on that honey, Katie.  He would've known how to deal with her!

Yeah, there is still a lot of fuss about the up and coming Royal Wedding of Willie and Katie happening on 29 April at 11am.  It

should be a cracker!  Anyhoo, this has emerged on YouTube as the Royal Wedding Dance.  

I declare this Royal Dance open!  

Enjoy!

Kate Middleton is the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed!

Kate's labeled as an old "bag" already!

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