Oor Wully and Kate are cashing in on their up and coming Wedding by selling Official Royal Wedding Condoms
Yes, only 5 Quid for 3 Crown Jewel Shags!
(okay its not really Kate and Will marketing and selling the condoms but seems everyone is jumping on the royal horse-driven coach with their own "Wedding of the Decade" crappy souvenirs)
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Royal Wedding Sick Bags
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| Coffee Mugs |
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| Coaster |
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| Life Size Cardboard Cut Outs (I shit you not) |
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| and the boring yet ever-so English - Tea Towel |
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| The Royal Fridge |










9 comments:
Official Royal Wedding Condoms: Because it's not like you have enough problems without royalty barging in.
Those take every bit of class right out of the royal couple. Eeks!
I hope they do use some form of contraception - I'm supporting enough of the buggers already through my taxes without any more 'royals' sponging off me
Thanks for the grin on my face. ;)
Hahaha condoms! People will sell anything
I've been hearing about this marriage for what seems like years now! I'm just bitter because it's not me!! There needs to be a little "color" in the royal family lol
ok the fridge is sick...but that door mat is hilarious...
I can't wait to buy the DVD for $19.99.
Ahh the royal fridge. So I can think of Will every single time I eat a cold, limp sausage.
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