Head on over to G-Man for this week's 55s
Fuck you Friday is lots of fun
You get to vent and bitch,
Anonymous desperate whining
An enacting wicked horrid witch
Actually who says it's a performance?
Perhaps that’s who I really am,
Enjoying being rotten and beastly
Dominating and being called "M’am".
If all else fails, I could become an actor.
All else failed.
Fawk You Friday over at Boobies
- Fuck You to the Telemarketers who keep phoning me even though I don't listen to them. I put the phone down on my couch and let them yak away or I give the phone to my five year old. That keeps them busy for a while.
- Stroppy School Administrators who call you and tell you off because you haven't given them correct contact details and that they've been trying to get hold of you for ages - but you have! Telling me "How would you feel if this was a REAL emergency and we couldn't get hold of you?" What the fuck? Get your records straight! They think because they have your children chained to their desks for 5 hours a day that they have your balls in a vice alos. Let me tell you something Mrs School Administrator - you may be able to boss my 8 year old around but don't intimidate me. Now fuck right off and get back to being busy doing nothing.
- Fuck you to Mother Nature and all the lives that were lost in Japan's Earthquake this week. I'm was shocked stone still for ages!
- Fuck you to all my clothes that have shrunk since I stopped smoking. All is forgiven! Now please resume your normal size or I'll have to move on to wearing stretchy preggie pants for the winter season. Not sexy okay?
|Ed Hardy $69.99|
Bebe Shoes - $149.99
Have a wicked long weekend!