Friday, 18 March 2011

Killer Heels, a Stroppy School Administrator and a 55

Head on over to G-Man for this week's 55s 



Fuck you Friday is lots of fun
You get to vent and bitch,
Anonymous desperate whining
An enacting wicked horrid witch

Actually who says it's a performance?
Perhaps that’s who I really am,
Enjoying being rotten and beastly
Dominating and being called "M’am".

If all else fails, I could become an actor.
All else failed.

Fawk You Friday over at Boobies 
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  • Fuck You to the Telemarketers who keep phoning me even though I don't listen to them.  I put the phone down on my couch and let them yak away or I give the phone to my five year old. That keeps them busy for a while.
  • Stroppy School Administrators who call you and tell you off because you haven't given them correct contact details and that they've been trying to get hold of you for ages - but you have!  Telling me "How would you feel if this was a REAL emergency and we couldn't get hold of you?"   What the fuck? Get your records straight!  They think because they have your children chained to their desks for 5 hours a day that they have your balls in a vice alos. Let me tell you something Mrs School Administrator - you may be able to boss my 8 year old around but don't intimidate me.  Now fuck right off and get back to being busy doing nothing.
  • Fuck you to Mother Nature and all the lives that were lost in Japan's Earthquake this week.  I'm was shocked stone still for ages!
  • Fuck you to all my clothes that have shrunk since I stopped smoking.  All is forgiven! Now please resume your normal size or I'll have to move on to wearing stretchy preggie pants for the winter season.  Not sexy okay?

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Ed Hardy $69.99

Badgley Mischka - $245

Bebe Shoes - $149.99

Rocawear on Sale for R$79.79



Have a wicked long weekend!

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12 comments:

Steve Bossenberger said...

WOW! Them are some wild shoes! The Boots and the Red Ones are kind of hot (on the right feet of course) :)

I have a big Fawk You to all the idiot drivers out there who really have no clue. I was almost hit 3 times by a$%holes! Learn to Drive!

Matty said...

Nice poem. Love the rhyming. And tell those telemarketers to put your number on the "do not call" list. By law they have to comply.

Tony Van Helsing said...

Those shoes look mental.

Brian Miller said...

so now you can be an actress...smiles. ugh yeah what matty said...

Akelamalu said...

Great 55 and I'm loving the shoes!

G-Man said...

Jillie Bean Ma'am...?
(WHACK)
Thank You...May I please have another one?
(WHACK)
Loved your 55 My Dear..
Thanks for playing, congrats on the Non-Smoking, this is my One Year Month of quitting, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...BITCHES!!!

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

Those yellow wedges are to.die.for!! I love them!!
Thanks for linking up.. and don't forget to link up this week at PL&A. Post going up soon!!
Happy Weekend =)

gautami tripathy said...

Love the shoes!

lost in a maze

dustus said...

LOL Awesome! Definitely no FU to Fawk You Friday... I second the one for telemarketers! Great 55

Monkey Man said...

Nice plug for the Fawk You Friday. Using G-man like your bitch. Love it. School Admins...yes...eff them and their holier than thou attitudes.

Jingle said...

lovely humor,
fun 55 with lots of shoes..

enjoy your wit.

Mama Zen said...

Must have those Ed Hardy shoes!

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