Celebs I love to Hate

#1 Kate Middleton


Is she pregnant or isn't she? Just tell us for fuck's sake. First it was preggies with twins in September and now in November the press announce she's pregnant again. Phantom pregnancy or just a press stunt?


Yeah, we all want to find out if she does have a wee yun and especially if its a girl, because then that wee pumpkin would be 2nd in line to the throne after Willy with the new law recently passed. 

How fucking cool what THAT be? Stay tuned.

#2 Kanye West and self-christened Ghetto Pope and morst recently declares himself the new King of Pop
 
What a fucking cocksmoking doochebag!  Keep your lap-flapping for singing, Plonker.  

Just Shut the fuck up!

#3 Lindsay Lohan

What will she do next?  

From the sweet wee redheaded lassie in the Parent Trap, to in and out of prison for various things including drunk driving, possession and I'm sure one of them was soliciting.  

Whatever she's up to, we want to know.  Its hard not to want to know who she's banging (male or female) and what she'll be arrested for next.

#4 The Kardashians

The whole family is a complete fucking freak show. I mean, they have their own reality show. Where the prepubescent girls are practicing stripping and pole dancing. Kim Kardashian is famous for a sex tape and her 2 month marriage and subsequent divorce.  Bruce is famous for winning a gold medal back in the stone age and notto mention, a great advertisement for male Botox. What’s not to love to hate?

#5  Lady Gaga

She wild and whacky and never ceases to draw a crowds attention.  Whether she's wearing a meat dress or falling over in publict because of some ridiculously high platform shoes, its all a big circus with her.

Gaga is just nutz and she looks fucking shite without make up.

Who are your favourite celeb that you love to hate?

Royal Fawk You Friday and Bridal Shoegasm

Boobies, Babies and a Blog hosts Fawk You Friday.  Go link up and bitch to your wee hearts content.

This week's Fuck You goes out to Kate Middleton.  Today she nicks Prince Willy away from anyone else...

Seeing as The Royal Wedding is happening today, I have kept the Shoegasm this week in the bridal theme.  Go and link up at Peace Love Appelsauce.

Wedding Heels Christian Louboutin

Jimmy Choo Wedding Heels

Cole Haan's new bridal line of Nike Air Heels.  I shit you not.

Dazzling Report Signature heels with elastic sling back



Gorgeous Georgina Goodman.  I love stripey soles!



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Are you Ready for The Royal Wedding? This Plonker certainly is...

With his trusty sleeping bag, two carrier bags and a Union Flag hat, this is the first Royal Wedding fan to stake out a place in front of Westminster Abbey for the big day.


Dedicated John Loughrey, 56, slept out on the pavement last night as he began his week-long vigil to ensure a prime position.


He was dressed in a Kate and William T-shirt, emblazoned with the words 'Diana Would Be Proud' with the images of Kate and William tied round his waist and a Union flag hat.

Dedicated: Royal Wedding fan John Loughrey has already begun camping out to get a good spot for the big day


John Loughrey believes William and Kate will be together forever


The former assistant chef, from Wandsworth, south west London, a self-confessed "super fan" of the late Diana, Princess of Wales, said he planned to stay in his position until Saturday.


He said: "I have always been loyal to the Royal Family."


"I think they are good for Britain and good for tourism. We have had them for more than 1,000 years and they make a great contribution to the life of this country."


Mr Loughrey said he had attended every single hearing of the inquest into the death of Diana, camping for three days outside the Royal Courts of Justice in central London.


He became so well-known at the inquest - with 'Diana' and later 'Dodi' painted on his face - that he was even given a special mention by the coroner, Lord Justice Scott Baker.


Mr Loughrey, whose partner Marion died of skin cancer in 2003, also spent four days camped outside following the death of Diana in 1997.


He said he believed Miss Middleton and William would be together 'forever'.


'They have taken their time over marriage, unlike the Prince's late mother - she got married maybe far too young,' he said.


'The Prince has learned from his mother to take his time.'

Construction Workers set up a platform for camera next to the Abbey

Wedding Fever :  Union Jacks decorating London's Regent Street in a scene that could almost come from 1945 as the wedding approaches this week