Celebs I love to Hate

#1 Kate Middleton


Is she pregnant or isn't she? Just tell us for fuck's sake. First it was preggies with twins in September and now in November the press announce she's pregnant again. Phantom pregnancy or just a press stunt?


Yeah, we all want to find out if she does have a wee yun and especially if its a girl, because then that wee pumpkin would be 2nd in line to the throne after Willy with the new law recently passed. 

How fucking cool what THAT be? Stay tuned.

#2 Kanye West and self-christened Ghetto Pope and morst recently declares himself the new King of Pop
 
What a fucking cocksmoking doochebag!  Keep your lap-flapping for singing, Plonker.  

Just Shut the fuck up!

#3 Lindsay Lohan

What will she do next?  

From the sweet wee redheaded lassie in the Parent Trap, to in and out of prison for various things including drunk driving, possession and I'm sure one of them was soliciting.  

Whatever she's up to, we want to know.  Its hard not to want to know who she's banging (male or female) and what she'll be arrested for next.

#4 The Kardashians

The whole family is a complete fucking freak show. I mean, they have their own reality show. Where the prepubescent girls are practicing stripping and pole dancing. Kim Kardashian is famous for a sex tape and her 2 month marriage and subsequent divorce.  Bruce is famous for winning a gold medal back in the stone age and notto mention, a great advertisement for male Botox. What’s not to love to hate?

#5  Lady Gaga

She wild and whacky and never ceases to draw a crowds attention.  Whether she's wearing a meat dress or falling over in publict because of some ridiculously high platform shoes, its all a big circus with her.

Gaga is just nutz and she looks fucking shite without make up.

Who are your favourite celeb that you love to hate?

Friday Follower #8 and a Shoegasm

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Pausing briefly to select another tube of paint, Mynx looked apologetically at the reporter.

"Sorry, what was that you asked?"

"I just wondered at what point you knew you were an artist."

"Oh I have always known I was immensely talented." Mynx replied, waving a loaded paint brush with a flourish.

"Bullshit" a little voice seemed to come from somewhere near the easel.

"I'm sorry, but did I just hear someone say 'Bullshit'?" asked the reporter, wiping a splatter of purple from her nose.

"You sure did," continued the voice. "I called it, just like I always do when she gets too up herself."

Looking closer to the easel, the reporter could only see a small golden lizard.

"What's going on? Is this some sort of joke?"

"This always happens when you open your big mouth in company," said Mynx, putting down her brush with a sigh.  "This is my companion, 'Ego',  he is like my conscience, he keeps me from getting too big for my fabulous shoes." 

"Truth now Mynx"

"OK, I knew I was an artist when I realised that the only way I would be happy with a painting was to start over"

"So why did you start blogging?"

"I always knew I was going to be a famous writer..."

"Mynx!" the little lizard was sounding quite cross.

"OK, blog started, scary stuff, breast lump, blah blah out into the universe, never expected to have anybody actually read it"

"And the other blog, the more, ahem, adult one, Secret Pleasures?"

"Ah, that one was started as a way to catalogue a series of stories I had written"

"And they are pretty good too." This time the golden reptile sounded proud.

"So you paint, and write about sex, anything else our readers might like to know"

"There is so much more to me than that.  You never quite know what you will find on "Dribble" or my other blogs. I have a third too, "Something Extra" to show case my arty farty stuff.  I do random fabulously and if all else fails, I post pictures of home baked goods"

The reporter looked over at the little lizard, who seemed to be nodding in agreement.

It should have been ridiculous to be involved in a three way interview with this Australian blogger with the amazing hair and wicked sexy laugh, and a talking lizard, but for some reason it was perfectly feasible.

Just as it was also perfectly acceptable to see a plate of delicious looking cakes and savouries appear magically, replacing the artist supplies.

"Oh look at the time" exclaimed Mynx.  "Can I pour you a glass of red ?"

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Thank you so much "A Daft Scots Lass" for having me here and posting my little bit of dribble.

It has been a lot of fun and I am honoured to have been invited.

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Just in case you didn't know what the talk of Twitter is today.  Oh yeah is the naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson. Whoop-Dee-Fekkin-Doo like we haven't seen a naked pic of a celebrity's arse before.  

No one's gonna pay me $210 million for my sex tape, right Kim?