Friday's Shoegasm

Happy Friday, Pretty Plonkers

Pictures This


Imagine getting home and finding one of these pretty boxes perched on your bed?

Any heel lover's dream.  If you love your heels then you will NOT have to google this guy.  You will just know that red soles means Louboutin...

le sigh...

The real red sole

This week I'm featuring the genius that is Mr C. Louboutin who's goal is to "make a woman look sexy, beautiful, to make her legs look as long as [he] can".

Christian Louboutin for fucking President!

Enjoy the Shoegasms...

37 please

Daaaaaamn!

Party Shoes

for Work

These babies.....OMG!

 Have a kick arse weekend

Friday's Shoegasm

All the pretty shoes are from Go Jane who have a brilliant sale on at the moment. 20% off regular priced stuff.  Go check 'em oot.

Polka Dot Platform Pumps $17.95

Colour Block Platform Sandals $15.95

Butterfly Wedges $12.95

Skull Reptile Boots $17.95

Metallic Rainbow Wood Grain Wedges $13.95

Union Jack on Newspaper $32.30

Happy Weekend Mardafucars

Friday...my second favourite F Word

This week has been hectic.  A new position at work, new responsibilities, plenty schedules and reports and a mini breakdown.

I need a bloody holiday - at a Spa - for a WEEK!  No, seriously.  Sleep therapy for a few weeks would be brilliant. I feel like I haven't had time to myself in months.  Oh, Wait...I haven't. 

I feel like I'm a few beads short of a rosary and I'm not even frikken Catholic.  Let's smile at some sexy shoes....

Pretty Ballet Flats

Leopard Print Platforms.....love the heel

Gorgeous Mint Vintage-Look heels with nude bows and ankle straps

Marie-Antionette inspired heels

Mint Sandals with sassy flower

Fishnet Peep-toe Platforms with sexy stiletto fuck-me heel, bow and ankle strap.

Hot Pink Pump with spiral heel and feathers.  You don't wear these to the office. 

Fawk You Friday and a Shoegasm

Hey, My Lovely Plonkers 

TGIF 

Fawk You Friday used to be hosted by a sassy blogger called Boobies but she doesn't rock that shizzle anymore, but I figured I'd nick it from her and revive it this week.  

So there's no link up, just A Daft Scots Lass venting on her wee soap box again. 

What's new?

• Fuck you to the Doochenozzle who tried to sneak in a computer virus through my email. Have you Fuckers got nothing better to do? Who sits behind their computer all day scheming and bugs to to piss on everyone’s battery? 

• Fuck you to the last dirty strip of dirty that never wants to go into the dustpan. 

• To a certain bright spark at the office (I will refrain from mentioning names) but "You're a cock and a fuck-up. Any further complaints can be directed toward my fucking arse, where I'm sure you'll receive a warm response". 

• Fuck you to only 5 comments on this week’s Caption my Photo Competition. *major huffing noises* 

• Fuckity Fuck You to the asswipe producers of The Big Bang Theory. Its season break again?! Do you Plonkers only work half the year? Don’t you know that I need my weekly Sheldon/Leonard fix otherwise my hubby says I go all Peri-menopausal Rage on his ass. I want to hear Amy play the harp again! 

Most of you won't understand these, but it's okay. I'm confident it will be extended to the intended targets.

And now some drool-worthy heels to put a sparkle back in my eye.  Enjoy.

Skull flats - adorable

Bazinga - The Big Bang Theory Shoes

Pretty Flats with Candy Striped Bows

Furry Red and White Christian Louboutins

Skulls

Red Peep Toes with Houndstooth Platform and buckle detail

 Remember to leave a Question for me HERE so that I can do a Q&A Vlog this weekend.

Friday's Shoegasm

Happy Friday, Pretty Plonkers, and I'm at home full of the flu....

For Friday's Shoegasm this week, I thought I'd go with a little Pinup Girl theme.  

Some of these puppies are really pretty heels that I'd love to own.

Well, my birthday is coming up next month...

Adore the Bows

Dead Cute

Nautical Stripes

Cherry Platforms

Love love LOVE these!

Adorable Colours

Too cute with jeans

Fuck You Friday and a Shoegasm

Thank God it's Friday.  This week I'm going back to an old feature which gets things off my chest.  So, with no future ado, here are this week's Fuck Yous.

 

• Fuck you to all those parents who grumble about being a mum.  My life is so fucking hectic but I love being a wife to my wonderful Boerewors and mum to my two wonderfully different wee lassies.   All three of them bring me so much joy.
• Fuck you to the Doochenozzle who tried to sneak in a computer virus through my email.  Have you Fuckers got nothing better to do?  Who sits behind their computer all day designing viruses to piss on everyone’s battery?
• Fuck you to my winter fingers that split and cause me much pain.  My hands and feet throb at night because of fucking winter.  I hate you winter, son-of-a-bitch!

and now on to the pretty things that are incredibly dear to my heart.  Either link up and share your gorgeous heels, or just enjoy drooling over mine.



Christian Louboutins

Tabitha Simmonds

Adorable

Jessica Simpson

Apart from Prince Harry getting naked in Vegas recently, what have you been up to this week?