Friday's Shoegasm

There is only ONE shoe designer on my wishlish that is lust-worthy.. Mr Christian Louboutin with his Spring 2014 collection

 

Drool-worthy footwear

 

Red Toe Box

Shoe Porn at its best.  Look at the Shank on this baby

Pitch Perfection

Vamp Double Drool

Funky Festive Footwear

 

 

With Christmas around the corner, I thought it appropriate to share some Funky Festive Footware for Friday's Shoegam.

My Megan (the 10 year old) writes her first final exam for Grade 4 today and she's super nervous. We stayed up studying Maths and Arts and Culture last night.  Swan Lake and William Tell have NEVER been that interesting.  I rock at Study Buddy.  Afrikaans on Monday (her wear subject so we have lots of work to do over the weekend).

My little one, Kaylin is looking forward to going to her new school next year but said in the car this morning that she will miss all her wee friends.

Happy 16th Birthday to my nephew Dylan!  Good luck with your Talent Show tonight.  See you in the Finals!


Remember to go and nominate me for South Africa's Best Mommy Blogger for 2013.  Oh you know you wanna.  Just click on the button at the top right handside of my sidebar

Now go and drool over some shoes and leave a comment. 

With Bells on

Friday's Shoegasm

Happy Friday, Pretty Plonkers

Pictures This


Imagine getting home and finding one of these pretty boxes perched on your bed?

Any heel lover's dream.  If you love your heels then you will NOT have to google this guy.  You will just know that red soles means Louboutin...

le sigh...

The real red sole

This week I'm featuring the genius that is Mr C. Louboutin who's goal is to "make a woman look sexy, beautiful, to make her legs look as long as [he] can".

Christian Louboutin for fucking President!

Enjoy the Shoegasms...

37 please

Daaaaaamn!

Party Shoes

for Work

These babies.....OMG!

 Have a kick arse weekend

Fuck You Friday and a Shoegasm

I'm bringing back Fuck You Friday this week.

Coz I can.  Coz I wanna.

Fuck you to the bloke who tried to con me yesterday by phoning my hubby to say he found my ID book and driver's license in a dustbin.  This dude tried to get my hubby to meet him in a dodgy area to fetch my "stuff", obviously with the intent of trying to hi-jack or robbing him.  who knows what his intent was?  

The guy wouldn't give his details or telephone number to my husband, which he found very fishy.  The ConMan even phoned back 10 minutes later to find out if my hubby was on his way to meet with him.  "Private Number".

In the meantime, hubby had phoned me to find out if I'd lost my purse or my wallet.  I told him everything was safely with me and  that I had my ID book, drivers license, all my bank cards and credit card.  Fucking Fucker Scammer!

Doochenozzle...

and now on to something that makes me smile.

Shoes

 

Pretty Lace Nude Heels

Love these stripey Wedges

Sailor Anchor Red Stripey Flats

and on to my favourite shoemaker - Christian Louboutins.....so HOT

Christain Louboutin Classic Peep Toe Slingback.  

I'm drooling....wait, I just had a Shoegasm...

Friday's Shoegasm

Happy Friday everyone!

I've had a busy shite week and I must admit I've been really lazy when it came to blog posts this week.  I won't apologize profusely like other blogger Plonkers would do, I won't make excuses about why I haven't posted, or how much other stuff I've had to do.  

You see, its winter fucking freezing here in South Africa, [and I kinda hibernate during winter] and slide into a fair to mild depression.  It's gonna take take until October until my nipples thaw out.

So, I need more chocolate and shoes than usual - anything that will make me feel better.  It's actually kinda ironic that June month is my birthday month and my hubby   Boerewors was kind enough to order me a gorgeous pair of Christian Louboutin knock-offs from the states.  I can't wait until they arrive - it will make this winter bearable.

Now on to Friday's Shoegasms

Gorgeous Gold Pumps

Jessica Rabbit Heels

Pretty Mint Heels with Bows

Roberto Cavalli

Christian Louboutins

Lace Heels

Fawk You Friday and a Shoegasm

Hey, My Lovely Plonkers 

TGIF 

Fawk You Friday used to be hosted by a sassy blogger called Boobies but she doesn't rock that shizzle anymore, but I figured I'd nick it from her and revive it this week.  

So there's no link up, just A Daft Scots Lass venting on her wee soap box again. 

What's new?

• Fuck you to the Doochenozzle who tried to sneak in a computer virus through my email. Have you Fuckers got nothing better to do? Who sits behind their computer all day scheming and bugs to to piss on everyone’s battery? 

• Fuck you to the last dirty strip of dirty that never wants to go into the dustpan. 

• To a certain bright spark at the office (I will refrain from mentioning names) but "You're a cock and a fuck-up. Any further complaints can be directed toward my fucking arse, where I'm sure you'll receive a warm response". 

• Fuck you to only 5 comments on this week’s Caption my Photo Competition. *major huffing noises* 

• Fuckity Fuck You to the asswipe producers of The Big Bang Theory. Its season break again?! Do you Plonkers only work half the year? Don’t you know that I need my weekly Sheldon/Leonard fix otherwise my hubby says I go all Peri-menopausal Rage on his ass. I want to hear Amy play the harp again! 

Most of you won't understand these, but it's okay. I'm confident it will be extended to the intended targets.

And now some drool-worthy heels to put a sparkle back in my eye.  Enjoy.

Skull flats - adorable

Bazinga - The Big Bang Theory Shoes

Pretty Flats with Candy Striped Bows

Furry Red and White Christian Louboutins

Skulls

Red Peep Toes with Houndstooth Platform and buckle detail

 Remember to leave a Question for me HERE so that I can do a Q&A Vlog this weekend.