Friday, 24 August 2012

Fuck You Friday and a Shoegasm

Thank God it's Friday.  This week I'm going back to an old feature which gets things off my chest.  So, with no future ado, here are this week's Fuck Yous.
  • Fuck you to all those parents who grumble about being a mum.  My life is so fucking hectic but I love being a wife to my wonderful Boerewors and mum to my two wonderfully different wee lassies.   All three of them bring me so much joy.
  • Fuck you to the Doochenozzle who tried to sneak in a computer virus through my email.  Have you Fuckers got nothing better to do?  Who sits behind their computer all day designing viruses to piss on everyone’s battery?
  • Fuck you to my winter fingers that split and cause me much pain.  My hands and feet throb at night because of fucking winter.  I hate you winter, son-of-a-bitch!

and now on to the pretty things that are incredibly dear to my heart.  Either link up and share your gorgeous heels, or just enjoy drooling over mine.

Christian Louboutins

Tabitha Simmonds

Jessica Simpson

Apart from Prince Harry getting naked in Vegas recently, what have you been up to this week?


Mark said...

It is true, people do complain too much about being parents and the hardships. Me, I say, send me more kids!
Have a great weekend!

YeamieWaffles said...

I hate people who design viruses so much too Lass, like I have no idea why they bother their arses, it's ridiculous. You'll be pleased to know that your Summer will be coming soon while over here our Winter will be setting in, I love the shoes too, that Jessica Simpson is such a classy little hottie!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

No grumbling about being a mom here. Wait, that would be weird, wouldn't it?

Tracy Bermeo (A2Z Mommy) said...

I think you should work harder to express yourself! :-) I'm right there with on all of this week's gripes. Winter is just around the corner in the US and my hands Will suffer greatly. Love those shoes labeled Adorable.

BamaTrav said...

I like the red ones. I like those especially when they are up in the air. xo

My Inner Chick said...

Loooove Jessica Simpson's Shoes!!


Michael Vella said...

Bloody Hell - that was a lot of "fornicating under consent of the king"

As for Harry, he obviously believes as he is the spare, he can go wild, he should keep in mind, his great granddaddy was the spare!

Bersercules said...

Right on! F*ck those people! They suck!!

Xmasdolly said...

Man, I wish I could wear shoes like that again! They're gorgeous. So I stopped by cuz you said I was featured, but I don't see me :-(

Indigo Roth said...

Hey Lass! I've said it before, but that Christian Louboutin knows a thing or two, doesn't he? Lovely lines. Indigo x

grins said...

It amazes me that women who complain how big their butts are wear high heels. Not you of course.

Bright Side of Life said...

Thanks for the smile. I know all about parents who go on and on about their woes.....if only they knew what it is like to have a child with special needs!
Have to say a *fuck you* to those teachers who discriminate against children like mine!
Have a great weekend. x

Ami said...

Shoes... I need new ones. But can't wear girlie shoes anymore, thanks to orthotics. No matter, feet are feeling better.

Is Gold Bond medicated cream available where you live? It has really done a wonderful job keeping my hands alive during our winters.
Here's a picture etc

Also, when you get splits on your fingers, put a bit of triple antibiotic cream, or polysporin or neosporin on them, add a teeny spot of cortisone cream and bandage before going to bed. Helps things heal up really well overnight.

Matt Harvath said...

Love the Fuck You's, especially the Doochenozzle (I learned a new word)fuck you. I can tell you who makes these stupid ass viruses. Fucking idiot teens who have no life and never get laid. They come home from school and get on the computer for hours. They need to get a life!

Matt Harvath said...

And on another note, the Adorable Shoes are appropriately named!

RoryBore said...

hmm, not sure if I am guilty about the complaining mom thing. I love being a mom....but I don't enjoy being eveyone's maid, chef and private detective for all "lost things" around here. does that count? I think moms who are like that aren't actually complaining about being a mom - I think they just want a little help, or a break.

oh wait...look..polka dots! no complaints there.

The Glebe Blog said...

I maybe wouldn't like South African winters either.
I love icy snowy Scottish winters, they're a magical wonderworld.


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