Friday, 31 August 2012

Multiple Shoegasm and a Flash 55

Happy Friday, Plonkers!

 The purpose of Flash Fiction Friday 55 is to write a complete story in exactly 55 words.  As always, FFF55 is hosted by The kick-arse G-Man. Go visit him, link up and write your own 55. 

Summer knocks discreetly at the door
I answer wearing my straw hat and a grin
I greet him with a welcoming embrace
The warm breeze tugs at my brim
I tie the pretty ribbons under my chin
Blissful sunshine on my pale neglected skin
Painting my skin a vibrant glow
Such an elegant shade of crimson

Time for a Multiple Shoegasm....
leave a comment if you've linked up and show me some of your pretty heels.

So Incredibly Sexy
Black Spotted Platforms GBP15
Oh Em Gee.  No Fekking Way!  I'd give a month's salary for these!

Gorgeous with Jeans!

Pretty Girlie Purple Heels

So, this weekend I have to change everyone's wardrobes from winter clothes to summer clothes.  Now that Spring is officially a couple of days away, and the weather is definitely much warmer, I need to dig out all my summer stuff.  I'm actually scared that half of it won't fit me any more.  So, its probably going to look like the fashion police fucking puked in my home this weekend. I'll have to do truck loads of washing and ironing - sorting and packing away of all my winter woolies.

Also, next week I have surgery with my 6 year old and I'm really stressing about it because she absa lootly DETESTS hospitals.  I'm not sure how I'm going to play it, but I'm only going to play it by ear on the day.  I want to "prepare" her but at the same time the anticipation makes her anxious. 

Any suggestions?


Destiny said...

That first shoe is like jellies I wore as a kid but on hooker crack! I they come in purple? Lol

Vince said...

In a past life I was a landscape designer and I can tell you that as a redzer you will have a hardship pulling some of these off. The purple and the two Zebras are for a far darker foot than the one you sport. Meah, well I suppose it's always a possibility that they ship red-haired Scots different to the Irish variety who come in a shade of blue. And if you've hefty man-feet the bow would be ludicrous and expose you to an accusation of delusion. You'd be far better off exposing a cleavage so better to spend the spondulicks up there. But a tasty size 6 and you're good to go. The top ones you can add to the straw hat and the grin :-).

Vince said...

e-mail for follow on's. pls delete

RaeAbigael said...

amazing shoes! I want everything ☺


YeamieWaffles said...

I love the story Lass, it's expertly written and the concept is great! I love the shoes too but I'm sorry to hear about your daughter getting surgery. I remember being eight or nine and needing surgery and my mum played it perfectly so I'm sure it'll be the same with you and everything will be fine.

Brian Miller said...

a little bit of loveliness in your 55...makes me thing of a more innocent time...

G-Man said...

Jillie Bean!!!
Welcome back to the Friday Funfest
Just once I'd love to see you model your Shoegasm offerings.
Loved your Springy 55
Thanks for playing, thanks for linking me up, and have a Kick Ass Week-End.

Oh I almost forgot...Fuck You!!

Lulu said...

I love the purple girly shoes - but as always - where to wear such shoes? Shit, have no idea how to prepare your little one - what is she having done? Sorry to hear that.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

And I am thankful we are escaping summer soon!
Sorry your daughter has to have surgery. Use your awesome sense of humor to make her feel better, Lass.

Bersercules said...

A complete story in fifty-five words? Huh, I wonder if I can leave a fifty-five word comment on this post! I will leave a fifty-five word comment on this post!! I have no suggesstions about preparing your daughter for surgery, but I think you should trust your motherly instincts! Good luck! And that's fifty-five words!

PattiKen said...

I'm a little jealous that summer is on it's way to you. She's on her way out for us. I would absolutely kill myself in those shoes. Yikes. And good luck to you and your daughter. I hope both surgery and your prep go well.

Linc said...

Tantalizing! No comment on the shoes--they all make me hot! Bravo!

Dazee Dreamer said...

oh my god, those shoes are amazing. I am welcoming fall, because honestly, the weather in the high 90's most of the summer has really burned me out. get it, burned out. shutting up now

Janet said...

I always love looking at your shoes - I'm not a shoe person at all, although I don't like walking barefoot, I have no fetish! :) My daughter on the other hand - how she walks in some of them beats me! LOL! Good luck for the surgery next week - I'm sure all will be well!

Paula Wooters said...

Love the FFF55! I'll be thinking of you and the upcoming surgery!

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