Saturday, 8 September 2012
"What kind of things do typical South Africans do on a the weekends?
My 9-Year-old Meg puts her hand up.
Teacher: "Yes, Megan?"
Megan : "Relax and do Crack"
I fuckin' shite you not.
This WILL become the running joke in our family.
When I told her what crack was, she blushed profusely. I then asked her where she heard about "crack". She said that she heard about it on the series "Two Broke Girls".
Motto of the story? Supervise your kid's telly time.
This morning on the way to school I ask Megan:
"What are you up to this weekend?"
Megan shrugs, "I dunno".
I reply "What? Aren't we relaxing and doing crack?"