Showing posts with label go green. Show all posts
Showing posts with label go green. Show all posts

Friday, 15 June 2012

Fawk You Friday and a SuperHero Shoegasm

Happy Friday, Plonkers.  I can't tell you how happy I am it is Friday. Yipeeeeeeee.  Bring on the Wine...
I didn't have time to schedule a featured Friday Follower this week, so I'm going to have a bit of a rant instead.  I used to do Fawk You Friday every week back in the day, but I haven't for a while because I made space for Friday's Shoegasm. I'll do both today.

Back to Fawk You Friday for a wee bit of a bitch...
 
Fuck you to the South African Postal Services who have yet to deliver my costume for my SuperHero 40th Birthday party happening this month.

Fuck you to all those parents who grumble about being a mum. My life is so fucking hectic but I love being a wife to my wonderful Boerewors and mum to my two wonderfully different wee lassies. All three of them bring me so much joy.

Fuck you to the Doochenozzle who tried to sneak in a computer virus through my email. Have you Fuckers got nothing better to do? Who sits behind their computer all day designing viruses to piss on everyone’s battery?

Fuck you to my winter fingers that split and cause me much pain. My hands and feet throb at night because of fucking winter and inherited bad circulation. I hate you winter, son-of-a-bitch!


Grab my button and leave a comment that you're linked up with my Friday's Shoegasm.   This week my heels will be giving you a clue as to who I will be dressing up as at my 40th Birthday Super Hero Bash next weekend.  So many preparations underway...

Can you take a guess who it is?






Have an awesome weekend and remember to keep voting for me as SA's Best Mommy Blogger.

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Kulula.com

One of our local airlines in South Africa is Kulula Airlines and they have such a brilliant advertising and marketing campaign with a great  sense of local humour. 

Their new planes even have brilliant branding "Flying 101" giving passengers a chance to obtain basic flying and aircraft knowledge.  With these types of clued-up passengers, who needs a Pilot, right?

Very clever and educational...now everyone will know where the black box on an aircraft is.

Some of you "foreign" visitors might not "get" the silly South African humour as it is pretty much situationation stuff complete with "koogal accent". 

This is an REAL recording of a Flight Demo with them.  Excellent stuff!

 

This is a recording of their automated answering service when you call their
Customer Services line.




Saturday, 6 November 2010

Go Green!

Here's what my girls and I get up to when we're bored. 

7 uses for Green Curlers:


The Regular boring way that you're supposed to use Curlers.
In yer hair...

Shrek Ears!
My extremely weak Ogre  impersionation...
oh wait ogres don't smile, they have layers..
That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.


Mini Compact Binoculars. 
Konica has nothing on these babies
Megan's idea - Big Toe Protectors - a perfect fit.
You can't put a price on footcare.
Spikey, green high-five boxing glove.
Sugar Ray would endorse these, I'm certain of it.

Who can forget a Big Green Booger?
If you were a Booger....I'd Pick you.


Kaylin's idea.  Aggressive shooter glasses.
Her cocktails were shaken-not-stirred and delicious!


Saturday, 23 January 2010

How To Go Green Use Yellow

Aside from making a scrummy home-made Lemon Meringue Pie, fresh lemons have many cleaning-related uses that can cut down on the use of chemicals in our homes.

Skip the toxic chemicals found in the majority of store-bought products and get straight to the power of Mother Nature?

Using lemons to help with your cleaning is easy and effective. As we learn more about the devastating effects of toxic chemicals on our health and the environment, cleaning with kitchen ingredients is becoming fashionable and earns you some green points!

Lemons have antibacterial and antiseptic properties, making them ideal for cleaning your home. They also help to remove stains with their mild bleaching power.

A Stain Remover

Many of us will remember trying to get streaks in our hair by putting lemon juice on it and sitting in the sun! You can do the same on white clothing. Dab a little lemon juice on stains, leave to work for a few moments, and then wash as usual. Hang the clothes outdoors to dry on a sunny day to allow the sun to add its bleaching effect too.

If the stains are well soaked in, make a paste from fresh lemon juice and crème of tartar. Apply the paste to the fabric and leave in the sun for an hour. Then wash as usual. Keep an eye on the clothing, as lemon juice can be very powerful!

You can pre-soak white clothing in lemon juice if it needs to be brightened. Slice up a lemon and place in a large container. Pour boiling water over the lemon, cover and leave to reach the desired temperature. When cool enough add your clothes and soak them for an hour before washing as usual.

Alternatively, put ½ a cup of lemon juice in the rinse cycle of your washing machine and hang your clothes in the sunshine to dry.

Clean Kitchen Surfaces

If your kitchen work surfaces have marks on them, put a few drops of fresh lemon juice on, leave for a few minutes, and then rinse and dry.

Smelly Dishwasher?

If your dishwasher starts to smell musty, run the machine empty, apart from 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice in the soap dispenser. This will freshen up the machine, help kill bacteria and remove musty odours.

Grimy Chopping Boards

The antibacterial effect of lemons make them perfect for disinfecting chopping boards. Apply fresh lemon juice to the board, allow it to soak overnight and rinse off in the morning. This will remove any odours from chopping garlic and onions as well as removing bacteria.

Sinks

To clean bathroom and kitchen sinks, make a paste from fresh lemon juice and salt. Dip a sponge into the paste and rub around the sink to remove stains. Porcelain sinks in particular will love this treatment and sparkle beautifully!  Rub your taps with Lemon peel to make them really twinkle.

Lime scale Build Up

Lemons can help dissolve hard water deposits and soap scum. Rub a cut lemon around your taps or around your sink, leave to work for a few minutes, and then rinse.

Keep a plant mister in the shower room with a mixture of the juice of two fresh lemons and water in it. Wipe around the shower panel and tiles with this mix after showering to prevent lime scale building up.

To prevent lime scale in your kettle, put some fresh lemon peel in the bottom, top up with water, bring to a boil and then leave overnight. Rinse well in the morning and your kettle will be lime scale-free.

A Furniture Polish

Combine one part lemon juice with two parts olive oil for a nourishing wooden furniture polish. This will add shine and bring out the natural beauty of your furniture.

Brass

Make a paste from fresh lemon juice and bicarbonate of soda (baking soda). Apply this paste to any brass fixtures or fittings in your home, such as door handles and light switches. Rub gently with a soft cloth and buff until it shines.

Copper

Give your copper pans a brilliant shine with lemon. Cut a fresh lemon in half, dip it in some salt and use it like a scouring pad. If you have copper pipes in your bathroom or other copper materials in your home, these will benefit from the same treatment.

Air Freshener

Lemon leaves a fresh, uplifting scent in your home. Either chop up some fresh lemons and boil them in a saucepan of water with the lid off for half an hour, or put half a fresh lemon in the oven after you have finished using it. The residual heat from the oven will release the aroma into your kitchen and get rid of stale cooking smells.

Alternatively, make up a spray bottle of the juice of a fresh lemon topped up with water. Keep in the fridge and spray liberally around your home for a zesty scent.

Quick Tips

• To get more juice out of a lemon, make sure they are at room temperature, or warmer. (Warm in the sun or a microwave for a few seconds)

• Remember that lemon juice is a mild acid - don't get lemon juice in your eyes!

• Lemon juice goes off surprisingly quickly. Keep any fresh juice in the fridge and use within 4 days.

• To remove the smell of fish from knives and chopping boards, rub them with lemon peel.

• To remove odours from plastic containers, fill with luke warm water, pop in a few slices of lemon, and leave to soak.

• To make your wok shine and prevent it oxidising, boil some lemon peel in it.

Monday, 23 March 2009

Lets Do Organic

For those of you who don’t know what organic means, organic gardening means not using any synthetic products, including pesticides and fertilizers. Ideally, organic gardening replenishes the resources as it makes use of them. Like feeding depleted soil with composted plants, or planting legumes to add nitrogen to an area that had been planted with heavy feeder. The bigger picture involves working in cooperation with nature, viewing your garden as a small part of all the natural system.

Lots of friends that I talk to on various forums are becoming more environment-conscious starting to recycle in their homes and seeking more organic food products. Not only that, people are saying that organic tastes much better and is better for our immune systems.

This got me looking for organic fruit and veg suppliers around the country…

If you live in the Cape Ganics will deliver superb certified organic food products to your doorstep. On top of all that, they offer a free recycling service. All you have to do is keep your veggie box and fill it with your old newspapers and when they deliver your next order of veggies they collect your paper for recycling.
So not only are you getting your weekly delicious fruit and veggies, you’re doing your bit for the environment too!

They offer various sizes of organic fruit and/or veggie boxes and you can literally choose what you want, instead of wasting items that your family does not eat – swap it for something else. They offer various other organic products including organic baby food, juices, dried fruit, even cleaning materials!

Check their website every Friday for weekly special offers and visit their recipes section for scrummy ideas for your newly purchased organic fruit and veggies.

Jo’burgers will be pleased to find out there are similar services here in Johannesburg visit Wensleydale or call them on 012-650-0064. The Organic Emporium also offers online shopping and delivery.

Durbanites can shop at Earth Mother or phone them for details on 031 202 1527.

Now you have no excuse for not getting your family eating their healthy dose of 2 fruit and 2 veggies a day!

Go Green and taste the difference for yourself!

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