Happy Friday, Plonkers. I can't tell you how happy I am it is Friday. Yipeeeeeeee. Bring on the Wine...
I didn't have time to schedule a featured Friday Follower this week, so I'm going to have a bit of a rant instead. I used to do Fawk You Friday every week back in the day, but I haven't for a while because I made space for Friday's Shoegasm. I'll do both today.
Back to Fawk You Friday for a wee bit of a bitch...
Fuck you to the South African Postal Services who have yet to deliver my costume for my SuperHero 40th Birthday party happening this month.
Fuck you to all those parents who grumble about being a mum. My life is so fucking hectic but I love being a wife to my wonderful Boerewors and mum to my two wonderfully different wee lassies. All three of them bring me so much joy.
Fuck you to the Doochenozzle who tried to sneak in a computer virus through my email. Have you Fuckers got nothing better to do? Who sits behind their computer all day designing viruses to piss on everyone’s battery?
Fuck you to my winter fingers that split and cause me much pain. My hands and feet throb at night because of fucking winter and inherited bad circulation. I hate you winter, son-of-a-bitch!
Grab my button and leave a comment that you're linked up with my Friday's Shoegasm. This week my heels will be giving you a clue as to who I will be dressing up as at my 40th Birthday Super Hero Bash next weekend. So many preparations underway...
Can you take a guess who it is?
Have an awesome weekend and remember to keep voting for me as SA's Best Mommy Blogger.