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I detest when this happens because it means I'll open a clean blog post and stare at it pondering what I should write about.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.Usually, I can
I walk fast, I talk fast, I blog fast. Hey Fuckers, don't judge me. I'm a wife and a working mum, with two wee lassies who have truck-loads of extra-mural activies, who need a mum's taxi to ship them around, always have semi-healthy snacks in her over-size (but oh-so-trendy) handbag and juice on tap from a container in the car.
I get up at 6am to feed the cat and 2 dogs, take them out to pee, wake up my girls, make the breakfast, make and pack their lunch boxes, make sure their school bags have all the necessary things they'll need for that day, including changes of clothes for after-care. Make sure they don't look like orphans going to school by helping them get dressed, brush teeth, brush hair (knowing all the latest hairs trends helps) and all this before 7am. Then I have about, oh, 10 minutes to get myself ready.
I could go on and on about my typically
When the FUCK do you think I get time to think about my next blog post?
Gimme a bloody break
Normal Blogging Mojo will return shortly.
Don't pressure me, okay
Right on to more pressing matters....
Caption this Doozie...
15 comments:
I'm not a frikkin lime you idiot, besides you put de lime in de coconut, DEN you feel betta. O doctor.
Fuck, I am exhausted reading this. You do all of that and remain looking smoking hot. Wow, what a woman!
You will get your mojo back. You challenged yourself and you did it. It is tough to blog every day. I did it for a while to keep a practice of writing. Then I said, "fuck it" and blog about three to four times a week.
Your picture is funny.... will have to think about that a bit because no caption is jumping out at me....
xoxox
First of all, you have nothing to apologize for...your posts are always awesome, and real life and your family are way more important!
And the picture...
And if you touch my precious Piggy again, this goes up your ass!
Congrats! I see you're a finalist in the SA's Best Mommy Blogger wee little compo. Fallen in love with your blog all over again! I really MUST visit more often; you make me laugh like I'm going to bust a rib!
My caption: "Do you think this fuzzy testicle needs a wax?"
I totally believe you when you write that you normally don't think too much about it as you write. And that's what makes you funny and interesting. It bores me to death to read something that sounds like the blogger searched for days for the perfect words and lines. You know what I'm talking about.
I hope you get your mojo back soon. m.
I'm not keen on the muppets so I can't really think of a caption today Lass but I just wanted to say that you'll definitely get your blogging mojo back, honestly I didn't even notice you'd lost it, your posts have remained as great in my opinion!
Oh your life sounds so much like mine....
If you lost your mojo, I didn't notice!
You're apologizing for something... no clue for what... you confuse me sometimes I'll tell you - Okay caption. How about: I said, "Cocoa my mut" NOT coconut! Aughhhhhhh
That's the last time I audition for The Nutcracker...
When FOzzie Bear tells bad jokes, the audience doesn't always throw tomatoes... OH THE HUMANITY!!
And when your brain is working faster than your fingers, why not vlog? You do such a good job with it...
Gillian, that's amazing! 15 minutes? It's takes me three minutes just to write a comment! LOL
My second wife got all cranky. She was older than you. I took her to the vet and had her put down. I'm sure I didn't contribute to her state of mind.
I haven't seen you that stressed yet. At least you haven't popped off any rounds at your neighbors have you?
I think you blog just fine. Haven't missed a beat that I can tell. Wasn't sure what you were going on about.
Damnit. Now I feel like a slacker.
And I am still laughing at Grins caption. I vote for that one! (<--mostly because where ever your mojo is vacationing it totally took mine with it. Seriously. Did ya SEE my post today?!...so yeah...)
Kiwi? Kiwi my ass - that's a coconut!
Salagatle!
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