"Humph"
Pronounced: hum-f
Definition: v. the act of carrying something heavy or a heavy burden.
Usage: “Yer punishment and yer curse for dissin yer betters is tae humph yer in-law an her dug up iviry Corbett in the land. An think yersel lucky I dinnie mak it Munros anaw.
Translation : I do not believe for a second weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that's indecision.
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| Hoy, Scotland |
Quaint wee Hoy, hoi up in the Scottish Highlands. (Did I hear you groan?)


