O is for Oxter

"Oxter"

Pronounced : oak-stir

Definition : The oxter is the pairt o the human body richt unner the jient where the airm jiens the shouder.  In other words, your armpit.

Usage : Feminist were totally psyched that I had oxster hair.

Translation : She's so hairy – when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

Origin : Old English ōxta, related to eax ("axis, axle") and eaxl ("shoulder").

Orkney also known as the Orkney Islands, is an archipelago in northern Scotland, 16 kilometres north of the coast of Caithness. Orkney comprises approximately 70 islands of which 20 are inhabited.  Stunning and the history of the place is that the name "Orkney" dates back to the 1st century BC or earlier, and the islands have been inhabited for at least 8,500 years. Originally occupied by Mesolithic and Neolithic tribes and then by the Picts, Orkney was invaded and forcibly annexed by Norway in 875 and settled by the Norse. It was subsequently annexed to the Scottish Crown in 1472, following the failed payment of a dowry for James III's bride, Margaret of Denmark.

This Plonker is truly the Best Oxster Farter, and the guy with the hockey mask just fuckin creeps me out, but yet I can't stop cackling like an old whore.