Questions and Answers, Giveaway and a HATE comment

Hey my lovely Plonkettes, I haven't done one of these in a while and, because I had a number of questions over the holidays in comments and emails for y'all, I've decided to do another one.


The name of the game is simple....


You ask me a question that you've been burning to ask me and, as soon as I have everyone's questions, I make a separate post answering them.


Ready?


Shoot!

Oh and remember to enter my daft Caption my Photo Competition this week.  You can win a beautiful jewelry box for a friend, a girlfriend, a wife, a daughter, a mother, that special girl in your life!

Oh another thing, I got yet another nasty hate comment on my blog this week and it had me seething for all of about 15 minutes before I realised that this Fucker hides behind  "anonymous" and doesn't have the balls to put a name behind their hurtful comments. 

Ask A Daft Scots Lass and Ye Shall Receive - A Vlog

This is a repost from last week because of the "Blogger is Unavailable" issue. 

Therefore all my comments for this post were DELETED!  Do comment again.


Some of you Plonkers may remember that I've done this before and didn't get a huge response.  

But now that I have some new visitors that pop in from time-to- time and a few more followers, I decided to do it again.  You never know, I may just get a few more questions this time.  Oh and coz I love vlogging.  Don't, you know it!!!

The deal is this - 

You ask me questions and I vlog the answers.  Simple as that.

So is there something that you've been busting to ask me?  Is there something that bugs the shit out of you, about me?  Is there something that you are dying say or make me do?  Here is your chance. 

Limited offer only...

Remember don't ask me to say Antidisestablishmentarianism.  Yes, it is a real word and yes, I do know the meaning.. I need that like I need a second crucifixion.

Ready?

Go!

(Nicked this from Gucci Mama.)

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Questions! Questions!

Nicked this from Laura because I enjoyed reading her answers so much. I know its long but its fun. Here's mine

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
The end of my pen.

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
This is a weird one but no, I haven't.

Where was your default picture taken?
In a Randburg Photostudio

Who was the last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
My girls

Can you play guitar hero?
I rock HARD on Guitar Hero Legends of Rock and World Tour.

Last time you walked further than a block?
Yesterday my wee family took a walk to the local shop to get out in the sunshine.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
I'm an "early to bed" girl and we had a late night party on Saturday so I was in bed by 8:30 last night.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
I am quite content where I am right now.

Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
I tried - but no.

Do you like calling or texting better?
I'm a soopa blitz-lightening texter

When was the last time you cried really hard?
On Friday night watching the Bachelorette. Pathetic, I know.

Where are you at right now?
Behind my PC at work

What bed did you sleep in last night?
My own little "heaven on earth" bed with my boerewors.

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Chocolate from Sharon this morning

Who took your profile picture?
Delynda

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
My stunning mother

Was yesterday better than today?
Of course I didn't have to go to work, I was lazing in the sunshine talking to my mum and playing imaginery tea parties with my girls

Can you live a day without TV?
Nope.

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
Extremely being the operative word right? Hmmmm can't remember

Are you a bad influence?
When it comes to alcoholic cocktails, Yeah I am.

Night out or night in?
Depends - both a pretty awesome.

Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
Outgoing without a doubt - my lips don't stop flappin'

What items could you not go without during the day?
My cuppa tea and a fag.

Would you share a drink with a stranger?
Strangers? Not a chance!

Do you think it’s right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Sure, my Boerewors and I got ours pierced at the same time

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
And ruin a good pair of shoes? No way José!

What does the last message in your inbox say?
"New prospect".

How do you feel about your life right now?
Content and happy

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Too many to mention. The Orange Focus ST and Laser Jammer does the trick.

Do you hate anyone?
Detest but not hate.

Do you talk dirty to people?
I have a mouth like a sailor if thats what you mean. If you mean sexual, then I would if my Boerewors asked me to.

If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
Conversations with friends and loads of work to do.

Did you have a valentine this year?
My Boerewors

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Nicoel at work

Can you easily tell if someone is fake?
Usually. Unless they are a master of disguise.

How’s your heart?
Healthy and Pumpin'

Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
Of course. I say No to Crack - even the one between my arse cheeks. Nothing worse than plumbers crack.

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
No

What song is stuck in your head?
Does that make your craaaaaazzeeeee??? and my nephew playing "Peggy Sue" on Acoustic guitar yesterday...

Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be?
Hopefully a Friendly face and not a robber (if they get over the 6 foot wall and electric fence)

What do you have to do this week?
Loads of orders and follow ups. Loads of contracts and meetings

Can you whistle?
Very loud yes

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Side

What gets in your way of your sleeping?
My wicked thoughts and my snoring boerewors.

Are your eyes the same colour as your mom’s or dad’s?
My dad's eyes

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yip

Do you think too much or too little?
Far too much - I'm a worry wart.

Do you smile a lot?
Big wide gummy smiles

Why was the last missed call on your phone?
I was outside playing with the girls

Are you happy with your life?
Very happy

Can you handle the truth?
I try but I'll give you a good argument about it (most probably)

Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
Yes I need all the help I can get with beauty sleep. I aint getting any younger!

What was the last book you read?
How to Tame your Spirited Child without breaking their spirit.

Is there something you always wear?
My engagement ring

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
I think I was typing the answers to this quiz. Its taking forever....

Honestly, who was the last person to tell that they love you?
My Boerewors

Are you an emotional person?
I am very emtional and cry at the drop of a Dr Phil episiode

What’s something that can always make you feel better?
Copious amonts of chocolate, with a fag and a cuppa tea.

Will this weekend be a good one?
Every weekend it a goodie

What do you want right now?
Tweet

Look behind you, what do you see?
Irma's office and the view of Meyersdal

Have you ever worked in a food place?
Waitressed at Scrooge Diner or a while and the freaky goings-on in the kitchens.


Thanks for reading!

Nicked this idea from Laura

Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
I have three, a friendship butterfly on my shoulder (my best freind has an identical one), a spider on my ankel (I was 18 and drunk ok?) and a chinese symbol on my neck

Romance or Kinky?
A bit of both. There is a time and place for both

Would you rather be hot or cold?
Hot. You can always go for a cold shower or a dip in the pool. And I prefer wearing a few items of clothing rather than layers and layers of bulk that make you look twice as big as you are.

Favorite Place to Eat?
Cranks. I think its quirky and the food is good - although I havent' been there in yonks!

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
I love musicals and music concerts. I suppose I just love music... I can't stand opera - I guess I just don't "get it" so I don't appreciate it.. I do love the ballet though and I'm like a wee girl when the heavy velvet curtains open - my eyes twinkle and I get all excited. It blows me away and I just love being so close that I can hear the tap-tap-tap of their ponte slippers.

If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
If money wasn't an issue - a Merc SLK soft top in black.
For the family it would be a Chrysler Voyager or a VW Kombi

Your favorite Disney Film?
Wizard of Oz....wait? was that Disney??

Favorite fruit?
Mango - dried or fresh

Define yourself in 3 words
Nutty, unpredictable and passionate

What is your favorite TV show?
Greys Anatomy

Kill the spider or let it out?
Swipe it with the slipper immediately!

Do you shower every single day?
I shower at gym and I bath at home and yes its everyday.

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
Depends on my compassion levels that day. However, I don't give cash I'll rather give food.

Where do you want to travel next?
Italy or anywhere in Europe.

What is your favorite food?
Chocolate!

What is your favorite place?
My bed. Getting into bed at night - its heaven.
In the world? I would say anywhere as long as I'm lying in my hammock under tree on a warm sunny day, with a glass of wine, a fag and a trashy magazine to read or a girlfriend to chat with.

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
Invisibility or a mind reader.

Flip flops or sandles?
Flops for shor

What is your favorite song of all time?
Its hard to choose one of ALL the songs in the world. Over the last year its been Nickelback's "Rock Star", Flo-Rida's "Low" and recently Jason Mraz's "I'm jours".