Ask A Daft Scots Lass and Ye Shall Receive - A Vlog

This is a repost from last week because of the "Blogger is Unavailable" issue. 

Therefore all my comments for this post were DELETED!  Do comment again.


Some of you Plonkers may remember that I've done this before and didn't get a huge response.  

But now that I have some new visitors that pop in from time-to- time and a few more followers, I decided to do it again.  You never know, I may just get a few more questions this time.  Oh and coz I love vlogging.  Don't, you know it!!!

The deal is this - 

You ask me questions and I vlog the answers.  Simple as that.

So is there something that you've been busting to ask me?  Is there something that bugs the shit out of you, about me?  Is there something that you are dying say or make me do?  Here is your chance. 

Limited offer only...

Remember don't ask me to say Antidisestablishmentarianism.  Yes, it is a real word and yes, I do know the meaning.. I need that like I need a second crucifixion.

Ready?

Go!

(Nicked this from Gucci Mama.)

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*Warning* Do Not Exfoliate your Labia.

The key to great rumpy pumpy is to know your body and what rocks yer boat...you know what makes your bits tingle.

If you can turn yourself on, you’re destined to be a sex machine on wheels.

Guys are in no doubt about what does it for them.  Well, they sure get enough practise!  Just the sight of a woman naked is usually all it takes - but do you know what your lust triggers are?

If you do, we challenge you to stop what you’re doing right now and write down the top 5 lust triggers that tickle your fanny...erm I mean fancy..

Then, when you have some quiet time, write down your answers to the following questions. Keep it positive rather than negative: 

 

1. What makes you feel hot and horny long before your lover touches you?
 

2. Where is your number one place to have sex?
 

3. What’s your favourite time of day for sex?
 

4. What for you is the best part of foreplay?
 

5. What is your preferred sex act?
 

6. What is your hottest sexual fantasy?
 

7. What part of your body do you love being kissed the most?
 

8. What sex act or technique would you like more of?
 

9. What do you love your partner doing to you?
 

10. What sex position feels absolutely fabulous for you?

Now here’s the next challenge. Give the same list of questions to your partner and ask him or her to write down the answers as well. At the end of the day during some quite down time and possibly over a bottle of wine, read out your responses to each other.

Some of the responses will really surprise the both of you.

Now that you’re armed with some very interesting and sexy information about your lover, the next challenge is to be open minded and give him or her more of what they love...and become a more awesome lover.

Ready!


Steady!


Diddle....erm....GO!

Head on over to Xmas Dolly for her choice of Monday's Music Moves me Toonz with a St Patrick's Day theme.