21 Signs You're in Lurve

Take a squizz at how blatantly obvious being "in love" can be

1. You find yourself sending a blank message by "accident" to start up a conversation.  Any excuse will do.

2. Although you're in a huge hurry to get to work, you walk really slowly when you're with them.

3. Your iPod is filled with Justin Bieber (aka their favourite singer).

4. You might be guilty of reading texts from them over and over again.

5. You add an extra smear of lipgloss at the end of the day because you know you'll see him in gym class.  You check out your hair in the mirror every five minutes just in case he pops in for a visit or bump into him at the shops.

6. You double take anyone who wears their cologne or perfume.

7. You agnoise over how long it should take before you reply to their Facebook messages.

9. You feel like they just "get" you.

10.  They're on your mind while you're reading this.  In fact you were so busy thinking about your lurve that you didn't realise No. 8 is missing.

11.  Suddenly you can relate every lyric of every love song to how you feel.

12.  When you're on the phone and it's time to hang up you think of something else to say just so you can talk a minute or two long.  You hang up, no,  you hang up!

13.  They're ALL you think about.

14.  You make a special effort to make sure their friends love you - not like, love.

15.  Your conversation with your pals revolves entirely around them. 

16.  You catch them staring at you.

17.  You just don't care about other guys or girls anymore, just him or her. Awwww

18.  You laugh at all their daft jokes - even though half of them are as funny as watching Wimbledon.  Oh the fucking hilarity!

19.  You strategically position yourself between him or her and any girl or boy who talks to them.

20.  You can't wipe the huge stoopid grin off yer face when you see a text from them.

21.  You check their Facebook page about 12 times a day - maybe 13.

So is it lurve with you?

*Warning* Do Not Exfoliate your Labia.

The key to great rumpy pumpy is to know your body and what rocks yer boat...you know what makes your bits tingle.

If you can turn yourself on, you’re destined to be a sex machine on wheels.

Guys are in no doubt about what does it for them.  Well, they sure get enough practise!  Just the sight of a woman naked is usually all it takes - but do you know what your lust triggers are?

If you do, we challenge you to stop what you’re doing right now and write down the top 5 lust triggers that tickle your fanny...erm I mean fancy..

Then, when you have some quiet time, write down your answers to the following questions. Keep it positive rather than negative: 

 

1. What makes you feel hot and horny long before your lover touches you?
 

2. Where is your number one place to have sex?
 

3. What’s your favourite time of day for sex?
 

4. What for you is the best part of foreplay?
 

5. What is your preferred sex act?
 

6. What is your hottest sexual fantasy?
 

7. What part of your body do you love being kissed the most?
 

8. What sex act or technique would you like more of?
 

9. What do you love your partner doing to you?
 

10. What sex position feels absolutely fabulous for you?

Now here’s the next challenge. Give the same list of questions to your partner and ask him or her to write down the answers as well. At the end of the day during some quite down time and possibly over a bottle of wine, read out your responses to each other.

Some of the responses will really surprise the both of you.

Now that you’re armed with some very interesting and sexy information about your lover, the next challenge is to be open minded and give him or her more of what they love...and become a more awesome lover.

Ready!


Steady!


Diddle....erm....GO!

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