X is for X-Burd

"X-Burd"

 Pronunciation : ex-burd

Definition : Scottish slang for ex-girlfriend.  A burd is your bird aka your girlfriend.  The girl you used to go out with.  An "ex" means you have broken up and are no longer dating.

Usage : 'Phwoar, you shudda seen  the chebs on ma ex-burd!  She was right fit!

Translation :  My ex-girlfriends boobs aren't small but they would be pointless without nipples

X-House aka Crosshouse is a village in East Ayrshire about 2 miles west of Kilmarnock. It grew around the cross-roads of the main Kilmarnock to Irvine road,  running from Kilmaurs south to Gatehead and beyond towards Prestwick. The Carmel Water, a tributary of the River Irvine, flows through the centre of the village.  The village is the location of a major hospital, Crosshouse Hospital, which was built to replace the Kilmarnock Infirmary.

X-House aka Crosshouse 

So I gave the guys something to drool over in this post, here's something for the girls (as promised).