Conversations With Megan

So Megan and I were talking about bullies at school and what she should do to keep them at bay and let them know that she's not gonna take their shite.  We suggested ignoring them, giving them their own back with an insult but Megan came up with an alternative of her own:

Me :  So what do you do, Megan?

Megan:  I'll just kick them in the Knuckles!

Me: *trying very hard not to laugh*  What do you mean, "kick them in the knuckles?"

Megan:  Kick them between the legs, you know, in the knuckles *blushing*

Me : Well, Megan that's a good idea but that's not actually called "knuckles".  This is your knuckles *holding out my my hand and pointing to my knuckles*

Megan:  Oh okay *whispers in my ear* kick them in the nuts then.

*both laughing*

I guess she's just wanted to be polite...

Now we call it "Kick Him in the Knuckles".

Monday's Music Moves Me

Monday's Music Moves Me over at Xmas Dolly.

Today's special song is Creep by Radiohead and the Kevin song is certainly NOT family content

Enjoy



and of course the Laughing Policeman (my kids love this one)



I don't remember when I learned this song but I remember sing it as a wee lassie

I've been wanted these for YONKS! I finally got not only ONE pair but TWO!!!

I finally found a store that stocks my beloved Iron Fist Heels and guess what?  When I went in their today expecting to find nothing, they had NEW stock! 

I was like a wee lassie in a candy store.  I didn't know which ones to pick!  The ones I REALLY wanted did not have my size and I was pretty bummed about that.  

However, I decided on these two rockin' pairs.  I could only afford one but My Boerewors said he'd buy the other pair.  How special is he????!!!

Here are my new babies...

Samhain Red Wedge

Roses Are Deader Woodlook Platform





Laugh Out Loud Award

It been a while since I received a blog award.  I was actually beginning to think that no one reads my wee blog anymore and that my sense of humour is far too twisted to be understood.  I was starting to think that I was the only one on my wicked wave-length...


Anyhoo, a huge thank you to the drop dead gorgeous, Jen "The Pen" Scavone over at The Sparkling Diamond who bestoved this LOL award upon wee moi!  Thank you, gurl...heart your face off!  At least I make one person smile...

The rules for this Award are as follows:
- Link to the person who awarded you.
- Seven unknown facts about yourself.
- Award to seven other people.

1.  I'd love to go back to Scotland for a touristy visit, to go skiiking, see the sights.
2.  My mouth is just like my arse;  big and in yer face.
3.  We are about to rip up our laminated wooden flooring and replacing the entire house with tiles.  I'm really excited about the change but I'm not looking forward to the fucking mess.
4.  I dreamt last night that my littlest got lost at a festival and I spent ages frantically looking for her and calling out her name.  It was the worst nightmare I've had in years!  I woke up just wanting to make sure she was okay and safe.
5.  I love a cuppa tea and a biscuit in the morning.  Aaaaaaa cuppa tea.
6.  I'm off to the hair dresser today to get them to fix up my rats tails.
7.  It's important to get a reaction and jump-start some kind of emotion out of people when they listen to what you're about.

And now..... I give this award to people who make me laugh out loud on a regular basis.

This Copyboy at  NOT WORTH MENTIONING NEVER fails to make me laugh and spit tea on my keyboard on occassion.


My girl, Kelley over at Magento Bold Too has a way to make the most mundane things sound hysterically funny.  She's wickedly clever and one of the best mum's I know...


A local dude, Griffin over at Watkykjy and Fok Jou Projek never fails to get me giggling with his box of chocolate of a blog and his plenty followers' comments.


Jason over at Out-Numbered is an incredibly funny dad and children's book author, who shares stories about being a family man.  He makes me chuckle a lot which makes me read his posts twice coz I want to enjoy it over and over.


Hitch up yer wagon and head over to Australian SAHM aka Stay At Home Madness for a giggle in every post. 

Sensational SAVAGE

So, Plonkers...

There's a brand spanking noo magazine on our local shelves!  It's fresh, young and funky.

It's called SAVAGE and it hit our shelves in January this year for the very first time.  Finally, a mag that us "brand junkies" can sink our Hooker Heels into.

The next issue due on the shelves any day now, features my favourite clothing and heel brand, Iron Fist.  Finally, I may just find a store in Johannesburg that I can buy my beloved heels from.

On top of that, a wee birdie told me that local greek beauty, Kylie Costopolous is going to be on the cover clad in Iron First bikini.  Hot HAWT HOT!  

Better not miss it...Click HERE and go visit their website.  

(Pssst!  I have the perfect Daft Scot in mind to get their Savage Blog up and running online).