Showing posts with label cute heels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cute heels. Show all posts

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Body Con Dresses for All Sizes and other Funky Goodies

Hey Plonkers, you know I'm a Fashion Whore and so, because it's my day off from the A to Z Blog Challenge, I thought I'd share a website that I recently found with really cute stuff Sway Chic.

Magazine covers have women from all over the world photographed with body con dressesThis only means that they are these dress type tops the other dress types. 

In the recent years the dress has become very popular among women all over the world making significant changes in the fashion industry.  It has also become a regular at red carpet events and it is clear to see that celebrities are big fans of the dress.  They are very flattering on a woman's body.  Wearing this dress will make shape more womanly as it focuses on your assets;  your boobs and butt.  The attention given to these areas give you a sexier look. Women who are not particularly confident showing off their body can try these dress and show flaunt their femininity.  This will in turn boost your confidence because the dress creates an illusion of a slimmer shapely figure. 

As a woman with a bigger body you have higher chances of looking more elegant wearing a figure hugging dress than any other buggy dress type you may own.  It may seem a challenge to you especially if you have never tried such a dress but be assured that with a thicker material clinging on to your body you will have heads rolling you way as you gracefully flaunt your curves for the whole world to see.

So if you are used to the more common dresses like maxi dresses and summer dresses in the past you can change that and try out a dress that clings more to your body for a more elegant and sophisticated new look.  Shun away from the belief that chunkier girls cannot look sexy are that they are doomed to baggy pants or baggy dresses.

Don't be left behind by the fashion train and don't suffer from insecurities that you need not suffer from.

And they have cute shoes (check out these ultra cute wedges which would be perfect for my birthday in June *hint hint*) only $58.00


Friday, 24 June 2011

Friday's Shoegasm, a Fawk You Friday and a Vlog



Today I'm taking my hubby away for the night.  We're going to Magaliesburg to stay at a pretty lodge for the night and the girls are going to sleep over at my sister's house.  I have a great surprise adventure planned for Saturday morning and I'll post about it when I get back because its still a secret.

Take my Friday's Shoegasm button and join me in posting your favourite pair of hooker heels.   


I don't know who does them or where to find them, but I LOVE these!
Manolo Blahnik US$945  Ouch!
SnazzyHeels.com $200
Giuseppe Zanotti Woven Platform Shiny High Heel Sandals $695

Badgley Mischka $245

Bebe $100
Manolo Blahnik.  You don't ask the price of these ones.
*Sigh*  I will probably NEVER own a pair of Christian Louboutins but that doesn't stop me looking, dreaming and drooling

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Its also Fawk You Friday!  So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and let it all oot!  Give these girls a whirl, they're brilliant.

  • Fuck you to The Beatles who wrote Let it Be.  That song makes me cry EVERY fucking time!
  • Fuck you to the disgusting Stevia pills that I'm using in my tea instead of brown sugar.  It DOESN'T taste the same, assbags.  Its blah!  But I have lost 3kg since I started using it.
  • Fuck You to Natalie Portman who looked absa lootly stunning in Black Swan, which I watched over the weekend. I was gob-smacked by her beauty, elegance and acting.  Yeah, the first half was a bit slow but the second half was whacky and creepy (just the way I like it).  How can a woman who lost all her fucking body fat for this film, be so breath-taking?  Normally, I hate waifs (perhaps I'm secretly jealous - of course I am).  Ballerinas always have a magical place in my heart.  They just take my breath away. 
  • A huge Fuck You to the woman from ABSA Customer Services in Durban, who just phoned to crap on me because some random guy came in to her branch telling her that he has my old phone number.  He says keeps getting text messages from the bank.  Hey! I changed my details with the bank, Bitch - who then is sending him text messages?  Me or You?  Sort it out, asswipe.  She didn't bank on getting a foul-mouthed Scots Lass on the other end of the phone who gave her "what for".

Now Plonkers, you have ONE more day to win Caption my Freaky Photo #10 so click on the link and go leave a comment.



Friday, 15 April 2011

National Cleavage Day, Fawk You Friday and a Shoegasm

Firstly, Happy National Cleavage Day!





BWS tips buttonSecondly, yet another Fawk You Friday rolls in, so please go and link up with Boobies and bitch, bitch, Bitch!


Fuck You to the Fuckers at The Big Bang Theory merchandise website.  They don't ship to South Africa.  Bastids!  Now I'm gonna have to make my own Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spok Tee shirt. 

"CBS has announced the details for the May 5th episode of The Big Bang Theory. A new episode airs tonight, but the show will be in reruns on April 14th and 21st. The final four episodes of the fourth season will air between April 28th and May 19th" 


Fuck That!

Fuck you Fuckers that have NOT entered my So You Think You Can Vlog Competition.  Whats wrong with you!?  I know you Wankers Vlog - I've been to YouBoob.  Will it help if I tell you the winner gets to buy me some Big Bang Theory merchandise and ship them to SA for me?  Kidding!  The prize is actually really cool - so enter already!

I've been working hard at gym and sweating like a fucking pig to get this body back into shape.  Its harder than I thought.

Rightyhoo Plonkers, time for shopping and who can resist a pair of these babies.  Ah Heels...how awesome you are.  Go link up with Peace Love and Applesauce


 

Teal Satin Platform Pleated Pump $22.99 from bolelane.info
Loving my L.A.M.B. heels lately.  These are from the Juva collection and I think the hounds tooth is gorgeous!  Zappos for $353
$71.99 from Topshop
Yves Saint Laurent heels $71.99 from Topshop

Oh yeah, don't forget to enter  my

Friday, 8 April 2011

Shoegasm and Fawk You Friday

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Yipeeeee. Fuck You Friday is here!  Link up with Boobies and fekkin' vent until yer wee hearts content.  Hey, that rhymed!

F-F-Fuck you to the the Fucktard that stole my idea to do a vlog competition.  You know who you are, Plonker.  All I can say is revenge is schweet!  Oh yeah, don't forget to enter MY VLOG COMPETITION

Fuck You to the Bastid who took a step back in the ATM queue and squished my fucking pinkie toe with his Built-In-Waterskis.  Its still throbbing you arse! 

Fuck You to the Winter Season that is quickly approaching.  Oh how I hate you!  Fuck off and come back next year.


And now the Celebratory drinks, Folks!

Yeah!  Jello Shots for everyone! 

Fat-free jello, of course, but loaded with expensive yummy vodkaness.  I'm celebrating ...celebrating the fact that I went to gym every week day for the past three weeks and I've finally lost a wee bit of weight.  3kg to be exact (thats 6.6lbs). 

Oh yeah....I'm on my way to skinny awesomeness, Fuckers!  Still a whack-load to go but I'm on the right road to meeting my hip bones again.  Hold thumbs for me that my will power last long enough to get through Easter without overdosing on Cadbury's Creme Eggs or any other such-like glucose goodies.

Now go enjoy some shoe shopping for that brilliant pair of killer bed-heels

 




Nox Pump - Betsey Johnson  R950
t-strap satin platform sandals R2675



Princess Pumps $100

Snazzy Heels


Have a great weekend.

Monday, 7 February 2011

I've been wanted these for YONKS! I finally got not only ONE pair but TWO!!!

I finally found a store that stocks my beloved Iron Fist Heels and guess what?  When I went in their today expecting to find nothing, they had NEW stock! 

I was like a wee lassie in a candy store.  I didn't know which ones to pick!  The ones I REALLY wanted did not have my size and I was pretty bummed about that.  

However, I decided on these two rockin' pairs.  I could only afford one but My Boerewors said he'd buy the other pair.  How special is he????!!!

Here are my new babies...

Samhain Red Wedge

Roses Are Deader Woodlook Platform



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