A to Z Blog Challenge Theme Reveal Vloggy #atozchallenge

Go sign up for the A to Z Blog Challenge this April.


 

So You Think You Can Vlog?

So You Think You Can Vlog?

So You Think You Can Vlog?

The Answers to all your burning questions...

Here they are...

 

Walkin in Heels *Vloggity Vlog*

Firstly, Happy Mother's Day to all the brilliant mums and MILFs out there in Bloggerville.  

I hope you have a wonderful day and that you get spoiled absa lootly rotten.

Secondly, some of you Plonkers wanted to know if I can walk in five and a half inch heels....

 

Don't Eat Too Many Easter Eggs, Bitches!

'Tis the Season to be Daft

So, the end of the world didn't happen. What an anti-climax, eh? Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-falafel

Christmas Vlog

This time last year I was busy vlogging up a storm.

I think I may do another Christmassy blog this year, just for shits and giggles.

So in the meantime here's last year's version of 12 Days of Christmas

So You Think You Can Vlog?

Vloggity Vlog Interrupted and Daily Blog Features.

Call Me Maybe

So You Think You Can Vlog?

So You Think You Can Vlog?

A Daft Scots Lass Vlogs

BlogFestivus and the 12th Day of Christmas

One the 12th Day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

... Twelve Drummers Drumming.

Welcome to the final day of the 12 Days of Christmas Blog Challenge, Plonkers! 

For the last day, I wanted to find something that comes in dozens - it was either eggs, or doughnuts. And because I craved jammy doughnuts when I was pregnant with Megan, and they come in dozens - so jam doughnuts it is!


What a BANGIN BlogFestivus is has been!  

Huge props go out to Blogdramedy for hosting the 12 Days of Christmas Blogfest. I've enjoyed it, thoroughly.  I've enjoyed how in the first few days it started as one thing, and landed up twisting into something completely whack-a-doodle!  I've enjoyed reading all the over participant's submissions and I must admit mine has been second rate compared to their talents.  

I've picked up some new Bloggers to follow from it and I can't wait to read more.

For your amusement, here is my daft, full version of 12 Days of Christmas.



"12 Jammy Doughnuts
11 Soccer Hotties
10 Seasons of Big Bang Theory
9 Inch Vibrating Dildo
8 Shots of Botox
7 Priceless Plonkers
6 Penguin Biscuits
5 Gigs of Porn
4 Liverpool Blokes
3 Brontë Sisters
2 Jimmy Choos
And Jamie Oliver’s Satay Chicken on a Stick"






Don't forget that we're back on track with Caption My Daft Photo Competition tomorrow.  I have a cracker for you beautiful Plonkers!

I murdered a House Plant Vlog

A Good Natter Aboot The Big Bang Theory

National Cleavage Day, Fawk You Friday and a Shoegasm

Firstly, Happy National Cleavage Day!

Secondly, yet another Fawk You Friday rolls in, so please go and link up with Boobies and bitch, bitch, Bitch!


Fuck You to the Fuckers at The Big Bang Theory merchandise website.  They don't ship to South Africa.  Bastids!  Now I'm gonna have to make my own Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spok Tee shirt. 

"CBS has announced the details for the May 5th episode of The Big Bang Theory. A new episode airs tonight, but the show will be in reruns on April 14th and 21st. The final four episodes of the fourth season will air between April 28th and May 19th" 

Fuck That!

Fuck you Fuckers that have NOT entered my So You Think You Can Vlog Competition.  Whats wrong with you!?  I know you Wankers Vlog - I've been to YouBoob.  Will it help if I tell you the winner gets to buy me some Big Bang Theory merchandise and ship them to SA for me?  Kidding!  The prize is actually really cool - so enter already!

I've been working hard at gym and sweating like a fucking pig to get this body back into shape.  Its harder than I thought.

Rightyhoo Plonkers, time for shopping and who can resist a pair of these babies.  Ah Heels...how awesome you are.  Go link up with Peace Love and Applesauce


 

Teal Satin Platform Pleated Pump $22.99 from bolelane.info

Loving my L.A.M.B. heels lately.  These are from the Juva collection and I think the hounds tooth is gorgeous!  Zappos for $353

$71.99 from Topshop

Yves Saint Laurent heels $71.99 from Topshop

Oh yeah, don't forget to enter  my

So You Think You Can Vlog Compeition! 

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