'Tis the Season to be Daft

So, the end of the world didn't happen. What an anti-climax, eh? Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-falafel

Freaky Fawk You Friday

Its Fawk You Friday over at Boobies

Fuck You to the collection of 9 million hadidah ibis birds that hide in our trees, outside our bedroom and wake me a 5am every fucking morning with they "waahwaah" at full volume!  My boerewors has a paint ball gun with your name on it!!! Watch out, Tweety!

Fuck You to the fat genes that I was blessed with or cursed with rather.  I have to watch EVERYTHING I eat.  I put on 2lbs just looking at slice chocolate fudge cake, 3lbs if I sniff it and 5lbs if I lick the bastard.  Fuck those calories - surely by now modern technology could have invented some ingenius Slim Pill that makes and keeps your skinny...

Fuck You to our long-haired cat who causes me to spray my twangy mucus and make it airborne for everyone to suck in and let those little bacteria fuckers breed in my tiny off-spring's immune system.  I am considering shaving Pickles - then all have a sphinx and won't be sneezing over everything and everyone.

Fuck You to Creme Soda that my kids love but turns their teeth a beautiful shade of Hulk green.  What is in that shite?  Its like green glue.

Fuck You to the local gym who want to charge me R599 per month to join their facility!  That is $86 - I don't wanna fucking buy the equipment, I just wanna use it a few times a week.  For that price I want a fucking back massage and pedicure every time I step through the door!  Jaysus, I could save up the money I'd spend on gym for 6 months and get me some liposuction!

Final Fuck You to the eyebrow dye that I left on a wee bit too long last night and now I have a pair of Bozo The Clown brows.  Thank God I have a long fringe!

Pickles

Kaylin and Pickles

Megan and Pickles

Pickles has forgiven us after her Saturday bathe

Then the girls got rockin'

Megan bashing the drums, Kaylin giving us some guitar riffs

Megan working the drums

Kaylin lickin the lead guitar - watch out Jack White!

Pussy Gets Wet

Our cat, Pickles, had her first bath today and was NOT impressed. 

Here's how to bath a cat:

1. Open the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat from his hiding place and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids

(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws and claws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

Okay, so here how to really bath a cat:

Pickles
Before her bath, calm and relaxed

Pickles getting wet

Look at that face! 

Help me!

"I hate you!" and I'd claw your fucking eyes out if I can the chance.

Getting all lathered up

Not fucking impressed!

Smile Pickles

Fiona and Ronel

You'll be glad to know that I took Megan The Glen Shopping Centre today and she shopped at Toys R Us with her birthday money.

She finally decided on a SOS Station with three Police vehicles and a garage with a roller doors on either side.  It even has a CB / walkie-talkie that she can talk into. 

She's been Alpha, Bravo, Charlie-ing all afternoon.  Thanx again for sharing her birthday with us.

Roger that?

Over and out.

Kaylin, Pinkie, Megan and wee Pickles

Kaylin, Megan and Pickles

Chosen for the Athletics Team

Megan has been chosen to run for her school on 29 January in the 60m and 80m sprint. 

She's pretty chuffed!

Megan this morning

on the couch, in her jammies and bed-hair with her beloved Pickles.

Kaylin with Pickles

Pickles Is Home!

Isn't she adorable? 

The girls are besotted and won't leave the poor wee Furball alone. Kaylin has been terrorising the poor wee thing....

We got her yesterday morning at the SPCA. 

Pickles misses her sisters and has the cutest meow.

Pickles

Pickles Snoozing on Megan'sbed