Monday, 12 December 2011

BlogFestivus and the 12th Day of Christmas

One the 12th Day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

... Twelve Drummers Drumming.

Welcome to the final day of the 12 Days of Christmas Blog Challenge, Plonkers! 

For the last day, I wanted to find something that comes in dozens - it was either eggs, or doughnuts. And because I craved jammy doughnuts when I was pregnant with Megan, and they come in dozens - so jam doughnuts it is!

What a BANGIN BlogFestivus is has been!  

Huge props go out to Blogdramedy for hosting the 12 Days of Christmas Blogfest. I've enjoyed it, thoroughly.  I've enjoyed how in the first few days it started as one thing, and landed up twisting into something completely whack-a-doodle!  I've enjoyed reading all the over participant's submissions and I must admit mine has been second rate compared to their talents.  
I've picked up some new Bloggers to follow from it and I can't wait to read more.
For your amusement, here is my daft, full version of 12 Days of Christmas.

"12 Jammy Doughnuts
11 Soccer Hotties
10 Seasons of Big Bang Theory
9 Inch Vibrating Dildo
8 Shots of Botox
7 Priceless Plonkers
6 Penguin Biscuits
5 Gigs of Porn
4 Liverpool Blokes
3 Brontë Sisters
2 Jimmy Choos
And Jamie Oliver’s Satay Chicken on a Stick"


Don't forget that we're back on track with Caption My Daft Photo Competition tomorrow.  I have a cracker for you beautiful Plonkers!


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You are not second rate! And twelve donuts is perfect.

jenette or more commonly known as "j" said...

Awesome! Idols next year - I want to see you there!!!!

A Daft Scots Lass said...


@j not bloody likely...

Copyboy said...

Like the fact that you had guest stars singing along. haha

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Cathy Kennedy said...

My husband absolutely loves jelly(jam)filled donuts. I best not show him this or he'll have to go out to buy a dozen for himself.

Your video was so hilarious. Your accent(what accent, you're saying right?)is so adorable!

Thanks for sharing!Have a good Monday!

Pearl said...

:-) A lovely voice and adorable children! You've many gifts already, you know!!


A Beer for the Shower said...

Those 12 jammy donuts will really help wash away the shame of those 9 inch vibrating dildos. Thanks, and a happy Blogfestivus to you as well!

Stacy Uncorked said...

That. Was. Hilarious! I mean genius. ;) LOVED it!! You ROCK! :)

Happy Birthday, Mikey! Here’s a Box of Rocks in this Winter Wonderland because Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Who? Santa Baby!

dollycas aka Lori said...


bill lisleman said...

Brilliant - very good editing too. Love the censored piece when the kids walk into the room.
You have made this song something new for all of us.

JamericanSpice said...

Oooh I totally want the donuts and the soccer hotties! And let's not forget the Jimmy Choos!

Love your fun here today!

Claire Hennessy said...

Very funny! You are one whacky lady. God, I miss the British humour sometimes. Great to know I can always pop over here for a quick fix. The 11th day was my fav - corrrr.

Run DMT said...

Oh.. My Freaking GOD! You are hilarious! You are not right in the head, you know that? LOL That's quite the Christmas wish list. I appreciate the visuals so I know exactly what you're singing about. :-D

Have a Merry Christmas!

Slyde said...

yay! i always love when you do a video...! :)

you're so cute!

SteveB said...

Now THAT'S how to do a finale!!!

duncanr said...

Well done - that was magic

I loved it !

Lorie Shewbridge said...

You totally crack me up!
Love this song!!
I want the soccer hotties and the Jimmy Choos.
Merry Christmas!!

Lucy said...

Loved it!! Oh, and I loved your little helpers too!!

Have a wonderful week!!!

Random said...

I like your song waaaay better than the original!

blogdramedy said...

Thanks to you I'll never thing of the 12 Days of Christmas the same way again. *snort* and *snicker*

Thanks for joining in with all us BlogFestivus blatherers. I think we all had fun and that was the whole point of the challenge. Merry Christmas to you and all your plonkers. :-)

Blogdramedy, the BlogFestivus Elf

Xmas Dolly said...

Girlfriend you are definitely the best! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You're just too too funny & thanks I sure needed that! You're duh best. How did you ever think of that to do. I wish I could do things like that with my camera too. Well, maybe one day I'll read the dam book & figure out what my camera can REALLY do! hugzzzzzzz & that was great. Thanks for playing along. See you next week.

The Glebe Blog said...

How can anyone resist 12 jammy do'nuts.

You're a star


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